1915: Jerk!

Show Notes

• — Help Me, Mommy: Keith and Chemda discuss an email from a conflicted listener who is debating receiving financial help from his parents
• — Rusty Pipes: A Metro-North employee was suspended without pay for masturbating over a female passenger while she slept; Chemda recalls encountering a train masturbator
• — Get Rich Quick: A homeless man won $1.9 million in damages from the NYC subway system after being hit by a train while he was in a drug-induced stupor; Chemda and Keith discuss whether or not the homeless should be allowed living in the subway system
• — Shrapnel's Kitchen: A German chef destroyed his taste buds after biting into a sharp object hidden in a burger from Gordon Ramsay's restaurant
• — Once Bitten: A snakebite victim was charged $89,000 by a hospital for anti-venom that he later found online for $750
• — I Know That Asshole!: Keith reports on 2014’s State of the Union address
• — We Live In Malaysia Now: A teacher in Malaysia forced her students to eat grass and wear bells around their necks for not doing their homework
• — To Russia With Love: News crews traveling to Russia for the Olympics are treating it like a war zone, going to far as to put their secret relationships on hold for fear of Russian spies finding out
• — Sexy Bowl: Super Bowl ticket prices have hit a record low because of the weather and because the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos aren't 'sexy' enough; more than 10,000 prostitutes are expected to be trafficked in for the big game
• — East Jesus Nowhere: The two least Bible-minded cities in America are Providence, Rhode Island and New Bedford, Massachusetts; the most Bible-minded state is Tennessee
• — 55 Cases Of Hennessy To Go: A liquor store owner was tied up and slowly robbed of his cases of high-end liquor
• — #IAMSORRY: Shia LaBeouf is proposing an art installation where visitors can do whatever they want to him with a host of items including pliers, whiskey, and Transformers toys
• — Occupy Kiev: Protestors of Kiev's government are fighting the good fight, despite suffering deaths at the hand of the government; Keith reminisces about the time he spent in Kiev