1939: 12 Words or Less

Show Notes

• — You Are Such A Bitch: Jesse Joyce, who is pretty sure everybody knows who he is at this point, is in studio
• — KISS Off: The heirs of the late Eric Carr, a KISS replacement drummer, are suing KISS for unpaid royalties for songs that may or may not exist
• — #EatDick: Listener Flerchin laughs at Keith for not understanding Bitcoins. Keith doesn’t laugh back.
• — Superhuman: A man in Idaho was pulled over for drunk driving and arrested after blowing a .467, nearly 6 times the legal limit; an Australian dog was fed a bottle of vodka to clean its system
• — Don’t Push It: Jonnie Flatbush has been favoriting pictures of Hugsy Malone on Twitter; Raymond Felton got caught owning an illegal gun because his estranged wife told police
• — Guns Are The Safest: A man in Michigan became the latest gun safety suicide victim when he accidentally shot himself in the head while demonstrating how safe his guns were; a pastor in upstate New York is giving out an AR-15 rifle at a church raffle
• — Getting Cross: Fundamentalist Christians were very upset at the lies propagated by the Neil deGrasse Tyson-starring reboot of Cosmos
• — Highpocracy: Jesse gets into an argument with Keith and Chemda about whether or not it’s fair to insinuate that priests abuse more children than other authority figures
• — Discovered By Keith: Barack Obama appeared on Zach Galifianakis’ Between Two Ferns
• — Health Food: A restaurant in Florida has added a 1% surcharge to each bill to pay for Obamacare for its employees
• — You Ignoramus: Jesse reads us a piece of hate mail