1942: Download This, Sweetheart

Show Notes

• — Big Time: Katharine Heller, Queen of Impressions, is in studio
• — Why Myq Quit Veganism: Myq Kaplan, Katharine’s boyfriend, eats so many healthy green vegetables that he has high potassium and is at risk of having a heart attack
• — Chocolate Pie Day: Not only is today Steak and Blowjob Day, but it’s also Pi Day and the 3-year anniversary of Katharine’s dog dying
• — Spilled Milk: Katharine discusses her life now that she’s gotten her depression more-or-less in check
• — Kick Them In The Balls: A partner at a Manhattan consulting firm is filing a lawsuit aimed at her employer for her male coworkers’ frequent inappropriate sexual harassment; the gang comes up with a solution for ending cat-calling
• — The Lohan Dynasty: 17% of KATG’s audience has had sex with Lindsay Lohan; her father’s girlfriend was arrested after she beat him and tried to drive away drunk
• — And He Also Fucked Kids: Jane Goodall is claiming that Michael Jackson’s pet chimpanzee Bubbles was beaten while in Michael’s care
• — Point/Counterpoint: Keith reads emails from a listener who didn’t care for Keith’s tone about illegal immigrants and from a listener who literally told all illegal immigrants to “go fuck themselves”
• — God Save The Quaan: Chelsea Handler took Piers Morgan to task live on his own television show about how bad he is at his job; Keith offers Piers some advice on how to handle the last few episodes of his show