1969: Who’s Your Daddy?

Show Notes

• — Got Wood?: Jess Wood if she could and she can so she will
• — King Of The Nerds: Late night infomercial celebrity Matthew Lesko will be interviewing Keith’s wife about her wildly successful Kickstarter campaign
• — The Future Of Spending Too Much Money: The new Uber app is great and will put regular car services out of business
• — Run Pee: Chemda and Keith braved New York’s torrential rain yesterday and saw Joy Behar and a terrible horror movie, respectively
• — I <3 NY: Jess bemoans the way NYC has changed over the years and became less scary and heroin-filled
• — He Knows How To Pick ‘Em: V. Stiviano, Donald Sterling’s ‘mixed’ ex-girlfriend is milking the recent controversy for all its worth; Sterling’s estranged wife is also a racist
• — Maybe Daddy: Jess has launched a Kickstarter to try and find her birth father so she can have an ending for her memoir
• — Pregnant Pause: Lindsay Lohan is claiming that her bad behavior while filming her reality show was due to a miscarriage
• — Gateway Drug: Toronto mayor Rob Ford is taking a break to take care of his alcoholism after screenshots from a brand new video have surfaced showing him smoking crack (again)
• — #MyNYPD: The NYPD suffered some unexpected backlash when they tried to reach out to the community over Twitter; an NYPD officer was arrested in a sting operation for having child porn on his computer while another was arrested for drunkenly shooting a random stranger
• — Extra Credit: A middle school teacher in Texas was arrested for performing a lap dance on a 15-year-old boy for his birthday in a classroom full of students
• — Cumnesia: A heart doctor racked up a $135,000 charge at a Manhattan strip club and claimed that he either was never there or was drugged and dragged into the club
• — Put A Ring On It: Donnie Wahlberg proposed to Jenny McCarthy in front of her son, and George Clooney finally got engaged
• — Poll Dance: 65% of KATG’s listeners believe queering makes the world go round, 56% don’t care if their significant others have been with prostitutes in the past, 75% cash in less than a quarter of a roll of shit-tickets when they dump, 94% believe Andrea Allan’s lover knew he was having sex with her bottom and not her vagina, 64% believe Andrew Short should break up with his girlfriend, 45% are medium loud at parties, 90% are meat-eaters, 62% hope there’s a lethal injection ‘oopsie’ when the person who raped their lover/family member/friend are executed, and: Is Danny Hatch a capable adult? 59% believe ‘goo-goo.’
• — Goo-Goo: Jess let her boyfriend attend a bukkake party, and he was the first to finish
• — God Made Me: A track from Keith’s upcoming album entitled ‘Gay Rights and The Bible.’