1976: Everything's the Best

Show Notes

• — The Twitter Account About Nothing: Josh Gondelman, creator of Larry David’s least favorite Twitter account, is in studio
• — Art Is Dead: H.R. Giger, whose creepy surrealist art inspired many movies and tattoos, died after injuries suffered from a fall; an artist Keith knew from high school passed away
• — Science: Half of KATG’s listeners believe Keith’s new pal Joe will be his best friend, 54% side with Chemda and Kelly re: Monica Lewinsky, 41% think 81-year-old 5th degree black belt Willie Nelson can beat them up, 0% have cerebral palsy, 13% don’t participate in the forum polls, and 71% believe Keith is allowed to be upset about his new neighbors’ oversized welcome mat
• — Wrong Again: Donald Sterling hates Magic Johnson not because he’s black, but actually because he has HIV
• — 3 Minutes Of Pleasure: Solange Knowles, Jay-Z’s sister-in-law, beat on him in an elevator while Beyoncé stood by and watched
• — Your Butt Is Mine: Another man has claimed that Michael Jackson sexually abused him as a child
• — Critical Darling: Alec Baldwin was arrested for riding his bike down a Manhattan street the wrong way and got mad that the cops didn’t know who he was
• — Sweat It Out: A Nigerian terrorist organization kidnapped 276 Nigerian schoolgirls
• — Unfollow: Twitter is implementing a mute feature to save as many feelings as possible