2029: Duck Butter

Show Notes

• — Identity Crisis: Danny Hatch, not Danny 'The Snatch Attack Hatch,' is in studio
• — Well That Backfired: Danny had a run-in with his old landlord that resulted in a visit from the police.
• — Masci-Pads: Keith proposes the idea for panty liners for men
• — Zoinks: Casey Kasem's dead body is being hidden by his wife, similar to what happened when he was alive
• — This Is How A Stupid Movie Starts: 900 people worldwide have died from Ebola, and panic has hit America
• — Express Train To Hell: Bedbugs were found on a few NYC subway lines
• — Shaq Face: Shaquille is being sued by a man with a genetic face disorder that he made fun of online
• — Swiss Miss: A secretary in a Swiss parliament building doesn’t believe she did anything wrong tweeting nude selfies at work
• — The Chris Pratt Hour: Chemda and Keith review the films The Hundred-Foot Journey, Hercules, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Wizard of Oz, 2 Days in Paris, and 2 Days in New York. Keith decides he really likes Chris Pratt. He has no need for Anna Faris or Ashton Kutcher
• — Bright Light, Brick City: A new sexual victim of Michael Jackson speaks out with great detail
• — But What Was She Wearing?: A man was arrested after raping his 8-month female dog on his porch while the whole building could hear the dog scream
• — Cancel All My Calls!: Lindsay Lohan is shopping around a memoir of her exploits that have apparently been making literary agents’ jaws drop