2031: Shell Shock

Show Notes

• — Vine’s Not Dead: Jason Nash, who has more than 1 million followers on the still very much alive Vine, is in studio
• — Jason Nash Is Married: Jason’s latest project is a feature film based on his web series about always being the ‘shit spouse’ in a marriage
• — Over The Moon: Keith doesn’t get everyone’s excitement over supermoons
• — The Sporting Life: Despite making a pact with himself to stop hating sports, Jason still hates them and everyone who enjoys them. Keith hates preseason football and dogfighting.
• — The Thirst Is Real: A rapper named Liv released a song where she denies fucking Jay-Z but informs Beyoncé that everyone else has. Meanwhile, Beyoncé released a photo of herself wearing a jersey with CARTER written on the back to assure everyone that her marriage is fine.
• — Let’s Film That Hot Tub Scene Again: Jason is screening his movie for the first time in NYC and talks about working and growing infatuated with famous actresses while filming
• — Cuckoo For Coconuts: Jason was just recently diagnosed as a manic person after eating his sister's coconut cake and momentarily losing empathy for all human life, which is probably related to his past excessive use of acid
• — This Is 40: Keith very much enjoyed the new 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie even though he can fully admit that he is wrong
• — Scenes From An Italian Restaurant: Jason learns about Keith and Chemda's past romantic relationship and talks about the last time he cried
• — They Try To Change You: Jason talks about one of the more rapturous reviews he got after a screening of his movie