2034: The Great Depression

Show Notes

• — Cry Uncle: Steve Forrest, Time Out NY's Joke of the Week winner, is in studio
• — Homecoming: Steve and his girlfriend just moved in together after being in a 2-and-a-half year long-distance relationship
• — Anyone Here To Rape Us?: Steve's apartment is right next to the laundry room and it constantly sounds like someone is trying to break in to their apartment, which they are woefully unprepared to defend
• — Squeezing The Juice Dry: Ron Goldman's mother is selling the rights to the $24.7 million O.J. Simpson has owed her for 17 years for murdering her son
• — Open Table: A new app lets New Yorkers pay their restaurant bills on their phone and leave without having to wait for a waiter to bring them a check
• — Important Poll Time: 35% of KATG's audience favor Raphael over the other Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and 37% suffer from bouts of major depression. The gang deals with the fallout from the previous episode's depression talk.
• — Women Of The People: Paris Hilton made $2.7 million for a 4-night DJ residency; 18-year-old Kendall Jenner left a restaurant without paying before throwing a wad of money at a server
• — But I'm A Billionaire: Jerry Jones has said that the lewd photos taken of him and much younger girls were a 'misrepresentation'