2059: Solitary Confinement

Show Notes

• — Oh God: Paul Hooper and his anxiety are in studio
• — Breathing Room: Paul talks about his past loveless romantic relationships and how much he enjoys being completely alone. Keith assures Paul that he will never find the perfect person to settle down with.
• — Medical Jizz: According to a new study, semen makes women happier, and it even contains antidepressants. A man’s life is being ruined by his uncontrollable 100 daily orgasms.
• — Not Such A Superpower Now, China: A Chinese woman lived a normal life before going to the doctor and learning she was born without a cerebellum
• — Civic Duty: Paul doesn’t have any pride for either his hometown or New York City