2091: Hang On

Show Notes

• — Age Appropriate: Aaron Nevins, the baby-faced 23-year-old talk show host, is in studio
• — Friendly Fire: Keith and Chemda were guests on the 1-year anniversary of Aaron's show, where he attempted to eat 2 whole cakes and was physically attacked by a heckler who hated KATG
• — Listen Up, Rachel: Aaron has been with his girlfriend for 6 months and attempts to propose a threesome
• — Poll Land: Only 2 members of KATG's audience cut themselves (and Danny is one of them), 32% have been in a threesome, 87% believe we are doing this (who knows), and 76% are smarter than a stick of butter
• — This Week In Celebrity Rapists: Another Bill Cosby alleged rape victim comes forward, bringing the total number of women saying they were drugged and raped by Mr. Cosby to 14. Stephen Collins is demanding $1,000,000 from his ex-wife for secretly recording his pedophilia confession.
• — We Just Assumed He Was Poor: An Australian newscaster revealed he'd worn the same suit on air for a year without anybody noticing to make a point about sexism
• — I <3 NY: A Manhattan plastic surgeon is offering women temporary breast implants. A Kim Kardashian-type butt is now one of the most requested plastic surgery procedures.
• — G-Stringing Them Along: An NYC strip club was ordered to pay $10,000,000 in back income to its strippers
• — Bad Hand: Jose Canseco broke the news that his reattached middle finger fell off during a poker game a few weeks after he accidentally shot it off
• — Ebola The Sequel: A doctor contracted Ebola and died after being evacuated from Sierra Leone where he was treating victims of disease, becoming America’s second Ebola fatality
• — I Fall Down: The door to Bono's jet fell off, and then Bono himself fell off a bicycle just before U2's Tonight Show residency was about to start
• — Be On Drugs, It's Sports: The FDA has started surprising NFL teams with post-game drug tests
• — Red Edit: Russia is creating its own Wikipedia to ensure its citizens have access to the best information possible
• — Fish Food: The creator of such shows as Knight Rider, The Fugitive, and Battlestar Galactica has died