2105: The Thought That Counts

Show Notes

• — Damn: One of Keith’s direct Twitter messages to his phoneless wife accidentally went public
• — While The Cat’s Away: Keith’s wife is out of town, and Keith's ready to party in his own special way
• — Don’t Disturb My Flow: Keith and Chemda are getting past the point of caring about grooving along to music they’re listening to in public, but the way Spotify and other music apps post to social media makes Keith uneasy
• — Take It Back: Keith is the worst gift giver of all time
• — Queenpin: Jessica Watkins is now walking through the deserts of Arizona, which must be ripe with leftover hallucinogens
• — Only Nico Is Your Friend: Keith reminisces about his days as a waiter
• — Team Jolie: Hackers attacked Sony Pictures and leaked multiple sensitive documents, including salary breakdowns and angry emails about Kevin Hart and Angelina Jolie
• — I Haven't Heard Of Any Of These: Keith and Chemda discuss The Golden Globes nominations
• — Trans-Jenner: Bruce Jenner is transitioning into being a female and wants his own television show documenting the process
• — What A Tool: An old man who looks exactly like what you think he would look like was arrested after using public Wi-Fi to watch child porn on his laptop in a Lowes parking lot, his second child porn run-in with the law
• — Sugar Walls 2.0: Keith reads (and then destroys) on the air a letter meant for his mean landlord from someone who wants to purchase his building