2123: The Jenny Awards

Show Notes

• — Glorious Lines: Nick Maritato, who Chemda saw being very funny on Chris Laker’s The Show, is in studio
• — Are You Gonna Use That?: Nick is dating comedian and KATG guest Ashley Brooke Roberts, but their styles of comedy are so different that they’re not worried about stealing each other's premise
• — Junk Food: Nick hosts a podcast about enjoying guilty pleasures, but its bonus episodes are recaps of Girl Meets World that get more listens than the main podcast
• — You're Not Fooling Us: Nick’s 2 big vices are eating and smoking pot, but he’s more embarrassed about his weight, to the point that he rarely eats in public
• — ChemdaAndLauren.com: Keith and Chemda go over the registry on Chemda's wedding site in anticipation of the big day
• — Daddy Loves You: A 17-year-old woman lost her virginity to her estranged father and is now engaged to him (even though they can never be legally married), with plans to have children and move to New Jersey where adult incest is legal
• — Dinner At My Place?: Gilberto Valle, the Cannibal Cop, is trying his luck on dating sites after being released from jail for planning to cook and eat his wife, among others
• — Whoomp! (There It Is): Barack Obama burned his haters during his State of the Union address
• — It Moved Fast: Keith reviews Whiplash.
• — Stuff Happened: American Sniper's Chris Kyle lied about many of the events he claimed happened to him, including punching out Jesse Ventura, shooting 2 carjackers in Texas, and shooting 30 looters in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina. The man who actually killed Kyle wants his trial moved now that the movie has become a hit.
• — The Jenny Award: The gang discusses the 2015 Academy Award nominations
• — Ya Bald Douche: Keith wrote a roast joke about the Pittsburgh Steelers' Terry Bradshaw for Jesse Joyce
• — Ya Ball Douche: 11 of the New England Patriots' 12 footballs supplied for the AFC Championship were found to be deflated. 63% of KATG's audience thinks the Pats will lose to the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl.
• — I Wasn't Surprised: Omarosa, who used to work with Bill Cosby, said she'd have 'lots of stories to tell' about Cosby raping women if not for the nondisclosure agreement she signed
• — I'm Not Buyin' It: Fashion designer and boob-grabber Issac Mizrahi got into a debate with a QVC host on air over whether the moon is a star or a planet that sustains life
• — The Poll Truth: 25% of KATG's listeners are tempted to walk across America after hearing Jessica Watkins' experience, and 19% have immediate living family members they've never met