2159: Presidential Material

Show Notes

• — Unbreakable John And Molly: Molly and John Knefel, co-hosts of Radio Dispatch, are in studio
• — Martin Short Is Not Dead: The real-life plastic surgeon upon whom Martin Short based his Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt character has died
• — Gotcha Journalism: John and Molly, both contributors to Rolling Stone, discuss the publication’s bombshell UVA rape story, which turned out to have been disproved
• — Left, Right, and Wrong: The gang discusses potential presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush, and Ted Cruz, as well as the status of the homophobic Indiana pizza parlor’s GoFundMe page
• — Disgruntled Superheroes: John and Molly are social justice activists that have trouble staying positive in such a broken world
• — Trial And Error: The Knefels doubt Edward Snowden will come back to the United States, and Keith doubts that everyone deserves a trial
• — Hollyweird: The gang talks about Going Clear, the new Scientology expose documentary
• — Do We Bomb Too Little?: Keith asks the Knefels for their thoughts on more political quandaries
• — I Burst Into Tears And Dropped The Gun: The gang reminisces about what they felt the first time they fired a gun
• — No Honor Amongst Waiters: Keith and Adam Brown are the latest subjects of What’s My Name’s Waiter Series
• — The Wonder Years: Keith enjoys Timehop, the social media app that shows what you posted socially one year ago
• — One-Up: Molly’s boyfriend, who she met during Occupy Wall Street, is a civil-rights lawyer and is not like the non-wonderful boys she used to date. John is dating and living with a fellow journalist. Neither of them have ever had sex, apparently.
• — I Didn’t Start The Fire: A contractor confessed to rigging the gas pipeline that led to the East Village explosion and fire, claiming that the property’s landlord’s son made him do it