2214: Start Over

Show Notes

• — Proficient: Alexis Guerreros, whose name Keith pronounced perfectly, is in the studio
• — Getting Saucy: Aside from his comedy, Alexis is a pizza tour guide, of the walking and bus variety, and he detests chain pizza restaurants
• — I’m Gonna Have Starbucks: Keith and Chemda talk about their interview (and pre-interview strategy meeting) with Wendy, the first Keith and The Girl apprentice. The gang discusses the methods they and their parents used to avoid being raped and kidnapped as children.
• — Tonight You’re Gonna Be Riding A Lexus: Alexis was picked on in school for having what some people might recognize as a female name, but he grew to love it
• — Is He Sitting Next To You?: Keith and Chemda discuss Jackie Martling and Craig Klein’s booking tactics
• — The Party! Super Party! Tour: KATG is honing in on a name for its 2015 tour
• — Moron Fetish: Miss Rhode Island and Miss Nevada gave some… answers(?) during the Miss America 2015 pageant
• — There's A $20 Formatting Fee Though: After being hacked and having the security of their customer information compromised, Ashley Madison is waiving the information deletion fee for its clients
• — Wishy-Washington: Donald Trump, who called John McCain a loser for being captured by the Viet Cong, got a deferment from the military 5 times during the Vietnam War. Presidential hopeful Martin O'Malley apologized for saying 'all lives matter' in response to protestors saying 'black lives matter.'