2364: Alien Nation

Show Notes

• — She Blinded Me With Science: Jono Zalay, neuroscientist, and Danny Hatch, boyfriend of a neuroscientist, are in studio
• — Stop 1: Jono showed his parents all around NYC when they came to visit him
• — Lunch Court: Jono discusses his Jury Duty experience. Keith and Chemda reminisce about the Sue Everybody photoshoot.
• — The Fugitive: Harrison Ford was briefly in Huntington Beach, CA’s police system for domestic abuse and possession of a controlled substance thanks to a training exercise gone wrong
• — This Week In Creeps: Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert sexually abused children when he coached high school sports. A retired cop drank poison in court right after he was found guilty of molesting a 9-year-old girl. The gang discusses the hottest baby names of 2016.
• — Sleepwalk With Me: A woman tried to leap to her death while wrapped in a sleeping bag so she wouldn’t make a mess
• — The 11th Commandment: The Duggar family manipulates everything about their reality shows, including the food they supposedly donate to poor families
• — Bruce Gender: According to a new book, golfer Caitlyn Jenner purposefully timed her coming out to distract people from the fatal car accident she caused
• — Extreme Couch Lock: A girl is suing her school after she unknowingly ate a pot brownie another student sold her, which has apparently left her paralyzed
• — Life On Mars?: The gang argues the existence of space aliens
• — Call 911: New York Senator Chuck Schumer wants to ban the sale of a new gun that looks just like an iPhone
• — The Boss: Melissa McCarthy is returning to the Gilmore Girls remake, which she happened to coincidentally announce right after her latest movie pulled in terrible reviews
• — Shaken Up: Keith reviews Hardcore Henry