2457: Body of Work

Show Notes

• — For Now: Keith and Chemda are in studio
• — Good Bye Chemda: Chemda discusses the preparations for her biopsy and puts out a call for babies in her arms
• — In The Bag: 80% of KATG’s audience would rather shit in a bag than a diaper, just like Keith
• — Rest In Pipe: A man was killed by the bacteria in his bagpipes
• — Unpermitted Erections: An activist collective set up nude statues of Donald Trump in multiple cities
• — Saturday Night Lame: Hackers posted Leslie Jones’s private nude pictures and ID photos on her website
• — The One Where The Gellers Are Terrible: Courteney Cox regrets getting plastic surgery. David Schwimmer regrets how famous Friends made him.
• — Pulling A Fast One: Usain Bolt was photographed celebrating his Olympic medals with 3 different women in one night, despite his fiancée back home in Jamaica
• — Brock Turner Overdrive: A judge let an 18-year-old rapist off light so his college career and future wouldn’t be ruined
• — Mazel Tov: A World War II reenactor proposed to his girlfriend while dressed as a Nazi
• — Bugging Out: A man is suing Men’s Wearhouse for, among other things, loss of sex after the shirt he rented for his wedding came infested with bugs. Ryan Lochte lied about bedbugs in 2012 to get moved to a hotel closer to clubs.
• — Shitty People: A Florida man is no longer allowed to order pizza after pranking various pizzerias multiple times. A man in a van screamed in Chemda’s face in an attempt to startle her and make her fall off of her bike.
• — Tally Ho: A British sex fiend must clear all potential sexcapades with the police 24 hours in advance
• — Party Foul: A man lied down in front of his friend’s car to try to keep her from leaving a party. She decided to leave anyway and ran over him. He died.
• — Father Of The Year: A man abandoned his 4-year-old daughter and left her to fend for himself during a drive-by shooting
• — White People Problems: Barbra Streisand called Apple CEO Tim Cook to complain because Siri mispronounces her name