2502: Ad as Hell

Show Notes

• — The Other Girl: Guest Host Andrea Allan is in studio with Clark Jones
• — Sweet Treats: Clark suffers from hereditary diabetes. Andrea was once eaten out by a diabetic who needed to pause cunnilingus to chug sugar water. Clark used to abuse his diabetes medicine to make sex better.
• — Cubs In 5: Clark, a Chicago native, is very excited about the Chicago Cubs' potentially historic World Series win
• — We’re Not Hiring Right Now: Clark breaks down the differences between Southern racism and Northern racism and talks about an encounter he had with racist cops in Cleveland
• — Good Luck: Clark tries to make the case that President Donald Trump wouldn’t be the worst thing for the country
• — I’m Speaking For The Bachelors: Clark updates us on his pregnancy scares and when to reintroduce condoms to your significant others
• — Are You OCD?: Keith goes over the KATG rules
• — Singles And Ready To Mingle: Clark had to stop going to strip clubs after spending way too much money at one during a multi-week bender in an attempt to remember his ex who had a stripper body
• — Solemates: Andrea is in her ‘having sex with chicks' phase after years of dating terrible men