2520: Two Keg Minimum

Show Notes

• — The Raeturn: Guest Host Rae Sanni is back in studio
• — Hatchy Holidays: The hot new toy is a hard eggshell that won’t hatch an actual fun toy until you play with it enough
• — Bullshit: An NYC pit bull has escaped death as long as he successfully learns how to stop eating other animals and biting humans and stays away from schools
• — Everything’s Banned: A number of popular toys are made in sweatshops with punishing conditions. Do we care?
• — More Special Sauce, Waiter!: McDonald’s plans to offer table service at all of its restaurants
• — Rape Jokes: Rae opened with a date rape joke at her frat house stand-up gig. Rae shares her rape experiences. 39% of the audience believes Bill Cosby is actually blind.
• — It Begins: A white Rutgers University professor was arrested and detained in a psych ward after posting violent anti-Trump tweets
• — Eye In The Sky: A man used a drone to catch his wife cheating on him
• — Taking A Bath: Nick Gordon has been ordered to pay $36,250,000 for the wrongful death of his then-girlfriend Bobbi Brown
• — Quit Running: 50% of the audience has walked out of a movie, just like Keith pulled the plug on Inferno. 80% would punch Martin Shkreli if it was free and legal. 56% don’t believe Donald Trump will stay President of the United States for 4 years.