2544: Fearless

Show Notes

• — James Patrick: Fellow glitter hater J.P. McDade is in studio
• — Under The Belt: J.P. talks about his recent experience on Comedy Central’s Roast Battle
• — I’m The Greatest Comedian Of All Time: J.P. shows off his Anthony Jeselnik impression. J.P. also performed on 50 First Jokes, the show where comics tell the first jokes they wrote in the new year (unless they're cheating).
• — Football Time: Former NFL star Shane Olivea took 125 Vicodin a day at the height of his painkiller addiction. Keith is only more confident his yearly Steelers Super Bowl bet will pay off. A woman is stabbed by her stepson for celebrating a Dallas Cowboys win.
• — Down Under: Keith reviews paddle boarding and so-called swimmers. A new tourism billboard in Australia totally spells out the c-word.
• — Grave Matters: According to KATG polls, only 19% of the audience thought Chemda would die from her tumor and 55% don’t think she should get radiation. 17.5% have had to clean up another adult’s defecation. Only 3 listeners had it tougher than their parents. 50% have been punched in the face, as has J.P. 22% believe the 14-year-old murderer can be rehabilitated and 60% are on Chemda’s side regarding the kid who was fatshamed by Santa. 30% have used a New Year’s Eve party to get a kiss from a crush. Roughly 30% have lost their wedding rings. 35% don’t like going out by themselves. 30% think Radiohead is worse than Buckcherry.
• — Meh: Keith reviews Rogue One: A Star Wars Story and Passengers