2874: Get off My Planet

Show Notes

• — Ruff: A letter is received from yet another pup, and Keith and Chemda compare the success of the couples whose weddings they have officiated
• — Evicted: Michael Rotondo, 30-year-old loser, has finally left his parents' home after losing his court battle with them. On his way out, he called the police on his father.
• — It Was Crazy: An article came out claiming that actor Benedict Cumberbatch jumped out of his Uber to help a cyclist who was being attacked by a group of 4 muggers in London
• — Yikes: Recent pictures of Johnny Depp have surfaced, and he looks dangerously gaunt and sickly
• — You Know The Difference: On her show Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Samantha called Ivanka Trump a “feckless cunt” over her vapid tweets. People are drawing comparisons between Roseanne Barr’s racist tweets to Samantha’s use of the C-word. People are dumb.
• — Celebrity In Chief: Kim Kardashian had an Oval Office sit-down with President Trump to discuss nonviolent drug offences in our prison system
• — ye: The gang reviews Kanye West’s new album ye and Kanye’s take on mental illness, feminism and killing his wife
• — Why Not?: Nathan Larson, a convicted rapist and self-proclaimed pedophile, is running for Congress
• — Picture Everybody White: Like Keith, 59% of KATG listeners believed that Starbucks’s sensitivity training was stupid rather than helpful, but Keith explains why he’s come around to it being a good thing even though it’s a big trick
• — Creep Update: Even more women have come out with sexual assault claims against Harvey Weinstein while there are now at least 14 women who have come out with claims against Mario Batali