14: KATG's Wedding/Fight

armenta · 09-10-2008, 11:35 PM

I am impressed that somehow that didn't erupt into a fight. Keith you really have a centered disposition. I think if I was having a momentus night and some bag-of-douche was roon'ing it I am pretty sure I would fly off the handle.

Speaking of fights and eye poking (from yesterday's show). I had a similar situation in 3rd grade out on recess. This kid Joe was walking around with another kid pushing and slapping people. They moved around to a few people and eveyone mostly took it. I stood my ground and sure enough he came up to me. He approaches me and pushes me. Instead of waiting for anymore flak from this guy I grabbed his shoulder, put my leg behind his and tripped him over, I then kneeled on his chest and poked him really hard in one of his eyes. I watched as he ran into the building crying.
Of course we both were called into the principals office and then I cried to. Hey I was in 3rd grade....shut up!

CanadianBacon · 09-11-2008, 01:26 AM

Hey Armenta, You have a Brandon Bird painting as your avatar!! How do you know about him?

Drahcir · 09-11-2008, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Keith

Fuuuuuck Yooouuuuu!

what the flying fuck?

Badger · 09-11-2008, 04:55 PM

I have a question: Was the King of all-shit-everywhere's nickname actually 'Strawberry'? Or is that some famous sport dude yourside?

Either way a slap was overdue. Keith was, as he admitted, too lenient. Kick him out, kick him hard.

though [new thought] it IS different with a neighbour. You do have to live with these fuckers and they could make your life a pain. hmmmm

genetics · 09-11-2008, 05:21 PM

I'm assuming the nickname came from the Darryl Strawberry jersey he was wearing in the video. He's the King of Jerseys ya know; and now that I think of it, he's prob. also the King of Jersey. I don't think the neighbor issue comes into play with this jackass. You kick his ass and he does nothing but avoid you completely. There will be no retaliation or making miserable of anyone's lives. He's a pussy plain and simple. His broken pride alone will make sure he keeps his distance from then on out. imo

armenta · 09-11-2008, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CanadianBacon

Hey Armenta, You have a Brandon Bird painting as your avatar!! How do you know about him?

I did not know who the artist was. I found this on a blog sometime last year. The story was about some museum in Britian, and they had a number of these paintings on display. I would really like to see the originals. Thanks for the heads up.

Rock 'n' Rye · 09-25-2008, 07:25 PM

The King of everything looked like a scumbag bad guy from that TV show Cops
shame he had to be a wanker at the wedding

best bloody KATGTV episode ever

Dina · 09-28-2008, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Badger

I have a question: Was the King of all-shit-everywhere's nickname actually 'Strawberry'? Or is that some famous sport dude yourside?

Either way a slap was overdue. Keith was, as he admitted, too lenient. Kick him out, kick him hard.

though [new thought] it IS different with a neighbour. You do have to live with these fuckers and they could make your life a pain. hmmmm

Strawberry was the biggest coke head any NY team could have.....maybe Dwight Gooden. So lesson to be learned.
Never invite a guy to a party that is wearing a jersy from almost 20 years ago and whos hero was a coke head.

PFC_BJ · 10-11-2008, 02:54 PM

Keith handled himself well, Patrice was quick with the quip and i was totally impressed

Scat · 11-02-2008, 10:58 AM

Watching this episode made me so mad. What a fucking retard, the host is asking you to leave, nobody wants you there, and yet you stay there and ruin the party. Fucking asshole.

09-10-2008, 11:35 PM	#41 (permalink)
armenta Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Manhattan Posts: 729	I am impressed that somehow that didn't erupt into a fight. Keith you really have a centered disposition. I think if I was having a momentus night and some bag-of-douche was roon'ing it I am pretty sure I would fly off the handle. Speaking of fights and eye poking (from yesterday's show). I had a similar situation in 3rd grade out on recess. This kid Joe was walking around with another kid pushing and slapping people. They moved around to a few people and eveyone mostly took it. I stood my ground and sure enough he came up to me. He approaches me and pushes me. Instead of waiting for anymore flak from this guy I grabbed his shoulder, put my leg behind his and tripped him over, I then kneeled on his chest and poked him really hard in one of his eyes. I watched as he ran into the building crying. Of course we both were called into the principals office and then I cried to. Hey I was in 3rd grade....shut up! __________________ <KATG> <!-- TINGS --> </KATG> "This is news and people are buying it. Take away your voting privileges and your uterus, cause you're a f'n idiot." -- Keith Malley "You don't need to be a nerd, to be good a what you do." -- Valeria G.
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09-11-2008, 01:26 AM	#42 (permalink)
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09-11-2008, 04:55 PM	#44 (permalink)
Badger Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 318	I have a question: Was the King of all-shit-everywhere's nickname actually 'Strawberry'? Or is that some famous sport dude yourside? Either way a slap was overdue. Keith was, as he admitted, too lenient. Kick him out, kick him hard. though [new thought] it IS different with a neighbour. You do have to live with these fuckers and they could make your life a pain. hmmmm
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09-11-2008, 05:21 PM	#45 (permalink)
genetics Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2	Strawberry I'm assuming the nickname came from the Darryl Strawberry jersey he was wearing in the video. He's the King of Jerseys ya know; and now that I think of it, he's prob. also the King of Jersey. I don't think the neighbor issue comes into play with this jackass. You kick his ass and he does nothing but avoid you completely. There will be no retaliation or making miserable of anyone's lives. He's a pussy plain and simple. His broken pride alone will make sure he keeps his distance from then on out. imo
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09-25-2008, 07:25 PM	#47 (permalink)
Rock 'n' Rye Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne Posts: 0	The King of everything looked like a scumbag bad guy from that TV show Cops shame he had to be a wanker at the wedding best bloody KATGTV episode ever
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10-11-2008, 02:54 PM	#49 (permalink)
PFC_BJ Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: colorado springs Posts: 3	PEOPLE Keith handled himself well, Patrice was quick with the quip and i was totally impressed
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11-02-2008, 10:58 AM	#50 (permalink)
Scat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Toronto Posts: 374	Watching this episode made me so mad. What a fucking retard, the host is asking you to leave, nobody wants you there, and yet you stay there and ruin the party. Fucking asshole.
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