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View Poll Results: Should Chemda be the one to give her daughter her first sex toy?
Yes. 12 15.79%
No; Aunt Emmy should be the one. 29 38.16%
Huh? Chemda should stay out of it! 35 46.05%
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Old 12-12-2013, 10:46 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Porn used to be a woman fucking a man. It was very mild and the woman had so much hair, you couldn't really see anything. Today, porn practically goes right up into the vuh-jay and doesn't stop until it hits uterus! Also, the gaping anal porn? OMG. That shit is vile.
nah. we've always been nasty fuckers. video is a new media. written ye olde porn is pretty gross. look at james fucking joyce: excerpts from letters to nora
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Old 12-12-2013, 10:52 PM   #42 (permalink)
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You know personal change is possible because you've experienced it. But did you experience it in a heartbeat?
If, for example, the Church told me that premarital sex was ok, I would have changed in a heartbeat, yes.

You're strangely in denial about the power of religion.
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nah. we've always been nasty fuckers. video is a new media. written ye olde porn is pretty gross. look at james fucking joyce: excerpts from letters to nora
You know how kids love to read porn...
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Old 12-12-2013, 11:09 PM   #44 (permalink)
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hey, man, i spent gobs of time in the late nineties printing pages from literotica.com
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Old 12-12-2013, 11:21 PM   #45 (permalink)
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You know how kids love to read porn...
Hey man, fuck you! When I was weird little Christian kid with no porn, I read those cheesy romance novels old fat women read!

The imagination is a wonderful thing to beat it to. Ah, the good ol days. They weren't too good though. I always felt God watching. As soon as I orgasm'd I'd feel this horrible thick shame fall over me.

Shame Penis. It's literally The Worst! I bet you Bill's got shame penis. No heaven for Bill. Sad. Oh well.
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Old 12-12-2013, 11:26 PM   #46 (permalink)
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If, for example, the Church told me that premarital sex was ok, I would have changed in a heartbeat, yes.

You're strangely in denial about the power of religion.
people really, really want to fuck. it's a basic drive for all lifeforms.

people don't really, really want to support homosexuality, but just can't darnit. it's a deep seated prejudice within a community. it is not something that would or could change over night even if the pope performed a gay wedding in a neon thong. the story work i do gives me a somewhat authoritative voice on the matter; the last play i designed for was specifically about the gay community within a deeply conservative area.

everybody ain't caught up yet. i think while we get there we could all stand to extend a little grace.
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Old 12-12-2013, 11:28 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Agreed.
i absolutely read the post you deleted.
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Old 12-12-2013, 11:34 PM   #48 (permalink)
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i absolutely read the post you deleted.
Well then you should absolutely answer my question.

Tell me about your father. Describe 'unconditional love' to me. Apparently, I'm a bad father. Explain to me how I could be better...
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Old 12-12-2013, 11:39 PM   #49 (permalink)
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my dad stands by me. if he understands what i'm doing or not, he believes in me. he catches me when i fall flat on my face (which i sometimes have and pretty hard) without shame and without encroaching on my autonomy as an adult. he's proud of me and the things i'm doing which was hard because i come from a long line of failed musicians and he was afraid i was making a mistake building castles in the sky.

he's loved me my whole life. he's always told me the truth even when it was hard. he taught me joy and hard work and how to love my neighbor. i've never once been afraid he would abandon me or stop loving me. ever. nothing i could ever do would keep him from having my back.

my dad is great.
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i absolutely read the post you deleted.
Really????


He's at it again????
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