1999: Toke About It

Michael's Servant · 06-18-2014, 11:00 PM

With Sean Patton – Bars; New York’s Governor Cuomo wants medical edibles to be legal, but not joints; OCD; World Cup Updates; Middle East updates; The Washington Redskins’ logo; Miss America is a fake; JetBlue make a baby piss itself

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WSEIII · 06-19-2014, 12:49 AM

Great show and Chemda gets the nod from me for best impersonations so far this year.

Different situation from the plane but if a dude's pee shy does that mean the other men have to leave the restroom so he can go?

I believe God created us to be male or female, but when a young kid says they feel like they are supposed to be the other sex it feels more genuine to me.

Keith · 06-19-2014, 01:44 AM

How young?

I'm being serious.

whatotherway · 06-19-2014, 03:32 AM

I have now lived in the UK for longer than I lived in the land of my birth, the USA.

Football (as it Soccer is known here), the teams and the players involved often have a celebrity status.

Since I arrived here over 30 years ago, I have often been asked, "Why don't Americans play real football?"

I have always given this simple answer.

"In America, as children, we all learn football, what we call it Soccer. And it is played by many children, both boys and girls. But as we grow up, we are encouraged to put aside childish games, and learn adult ones."

The responses I get are most enlightening.

And the English dare to say that Americans don't know Irony.

Thumbnail · 06-19-2014, 06:49 AM

Intense J-Fod vibes right there. If only someone had asked him to say "Chemdaaaaaa!"...

invader · 06-19-2014, 07:32 AM

When it comes to the Marijuana legalization in NYS I think it has more to do with contact highs. With edibles, and vape... maybe its about contact highs. Like if people are smoking with children around. That is just a guess though.

Scat · 06-19-2014, 09:22 AM

"I used to do this on stage, and nobody ever liked it, but here's my impression of-"
"The audience. I'm dumb! I'm the audience!"

That was gold.

scottperezfox · 06-19-2014, 10:01 AM

WSEIII · 06-19-2014, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

How young?

I'm being serious.

I'd say 5 or 6. But there's always the possibility of one of their parents coaching them so they can receive their fifteen minutes of fame via their child.

Keith · 06-19-2014, 01:52 PM

That's very true. That transgender fame.

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WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	Great show and Chemda gets the nod from me for best impersonations so far this year. Different situation from the plane but if a dude's pee shy does that mean the other men have to leave the restroom so he can go? I believe God created us to be male or female, but when a young kid says they feel like they are supposed to be the other sex it feels more genuine to me.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,545	How young? I'm being serious.
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whatotherway Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Luton, UK Posts: 161	Soccer vs Football I have now lived in the UK for longer than I lived in the land of my birth, the USA. Football (as it Soccer is known here), the teams and the players involved often have a celebrity status. Since I arrived here over 30 years ago, I have often been asked, "Why don't Americans play real football?" I have always given this simple answer. "In America, as children, we all learn football, what we call it Soccer. And it is played by many children, both boys and girls. But as we grow up, we are encouraged to put aside childish games, and learn adult ones." The responses I get are most enlightening. And the English dare to say that Americans don't know Irony.
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