2168: Progressive

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Originally Posted by ImStillToni

geezus this is why I fucking love you Scummo. That shit is totally underrated and completely hilarious.

It's a leafy bug!!!

IKR??? It's fucking hilarious!!

"Kelly Robinson 57 & 0"

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Some lolz from I Spy:

"Bite her on the ass"


"Cut off his penis"
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Some other good bits:

[iheartnihilism]

My hair is past my armpits, I'm trying to get it to my ass crack. I tend to touch my hair a lot so my scalp gets greasy easily, but my ends are fried from 20 years of bleaching so it's a bitch. I wash about every other shower but condition more often and I always let it air dry after using 1/2 a bottle of detangler on it. I prefer wearing it down but it'll have knots by the end of the night if I do; I go through a lot of detangler.

Every girl worth a lick of salt knows that your hair always looks it's best the day after you wash it anyway.

If so many people found Eddie funny back then doesn't that prove that he's not that funny? Tons of people loved Carlos Mencia and One Direction and The Real Housewives of whereverthefuck. The majority is a bunch of idiots.

Oh and I'm afraid of flying. I once took a 23 hour train from NY to Chicago to avoid the 2 and a half hour flight. I didn't fly til I was in my late twenties and it still freaks me out but I've gotten better with it. I just get real fatalistic for about 30 mins and then I'm cool.