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Old 01-05-2016, 05:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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2297: The Fart Awakens

with Noah Gardenswartz – The NRA threatens anti-gun legislators; sex and farts; NYC’s Dr. Zizmor retires; Keith’s new mouth guard; Keith’s relationship with his wife; Chemda’s eviction; The Force Awakens review and holiday movie rundown

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Old 01-05-2016, 05:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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What makes ya fart more: meat or tofu?
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It's not weird that Chemda doesn't know or care about Star Wars, I respect that. It is strange, frustrating and hilarious that she keeps trying.

No amount of money is going to change the state of anything in the country. There is too much bureaucratic red tape and everyone waiting with their hands out for the money to ever get to the people who really need it.
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Hey Chemda, whenever I'm curious about a movie but can't be bothered to watch it because I'm too busy from roller derby and cats, I watch the cinemasins video for it. Not sure why, I do things weird. Maybe you can too.

https://youtu.be/l6sdpH5N1c0

https://youtu.be/g_0yLbcV3U8


https://youtu.be/7LMsOPeeOUM
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When I bought a mouth guard to help stop me snoring, I couldn't get used to it. I would salivate uncontrollably to the point where I could no longer breathe. #sexy

Having a CPAP (sleep apnea) machine isn't great, but it's significantly better than snoring so loud you wake the house and stopping breathing so long you put your heart at risk. I got a new mask recently that's much smaller than the old one - more like Bane than Darth Vader. I can understand Keith's reluctance - until I felt the benefits I was of the same opinion.

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Chemda maybe you're nicer than me but my previous landlord let our lease expire also and when we were leaving we didn't even give him the choice of screwing us on our deposit. We just said security will be last months rent and you can let us know what we owe for damages. Gives you way more leverage and negotiating power.
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I think the new Star Wars theme was done by Chet Haze...
I could be mistaken though...
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My husband and I are weirdos- we were farting near each other early on. To truly test the limits, about month into us dating, we had just finished fucking and I was on top of him. I felt the fart coming but was properly worn out and didn't feel like moving. I very sweetly said "Baby, I'm going to fart on your penis." He said "oooooookkkkkkayyy?" I did it, he started laughing uncontrollably and told me to get the fuck off of him. He still married me-been together for 10 years, married 8.5. He punishes me night,y with his rotten, sulfuric acid farts that he unleashes. His farts are so bad he once cleared a large room including all of the animals.


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i had a relationship where peeing with the door open or while the other was in the bathroom wasn't a big deal. this time? hell nah. i like that division. it's a fine line of civility i like being there. do i fart in front of Bear? bitch, nah! i hope it always embarrasses me to do so. the 15 shades of red i go is endearing and he giggles at me and hugs away the shame. #littlethings
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