992: Keith is a Drunk

[LikesPain]

Originally Posted by imezru

The flip side of this is that I believe that she said she would probably call it quits if he said no more Lauren (or other women),

Actually I remember Chemda saying in an episode somewhat recently that if it came down do Keith not being ok with Lauren, that she would stop fucking her. I cannot remember her words exactly but the jist is that Keith is what's the most important to her.

Anyone remember what episode that was?

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by LikesPain

Actually I remember Chemda saying in an episode somewhat recently that if it came down do Keith not being ok with Lauren, that she would stop fucking her. I cannot remember her words exactly but the jist is that Keith is what's the most important to her.

Anyone remember what episode that was?

I don't remember which ep but you're absolutely right.

[dark_lobo]

Originally Posted by Bucho

I don't remember which ep but you're absolutely right.

Agreed as well.
JEREMY!!! help please

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by imezru

quite a list for a high functioning alcolic at 35 or however old he is.

He is high functioning, meaning that he keeps managing the show, the sponsors and all the other stuff, while still being a drunk.

He may be dysfunctional, but really who isnt?

ADD: Keith you asked me on the chat when i had a drinking problem, started around 16 years old, quit about a year ago.

[LikesPain]

Originally Posted by imezru

Here's the thing, Chemda is asking him to stop drinking. Period. If he does not have a problem, he quits, no big deal. If he doesn't or has a millions reasons why he shouldn't the message is clear, booze trumps Chemda.

Actually, Chemda never said that she wants him to stop drinking. I think she was pretty clear that she is concerned and wants him to evaluate his situation. I'm sure she would be thrilled if he did stop drinking but she never actually said that, at least not on the show. And I also doubt that booze trumps Chemda. I never heard that said by Keith or ever got the impression that that is actually the case. However, I would love to hear what Keith has to say about your comments.

[sully_04]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

He is high functioning.

You people are idiots, and obviously people who cannot handle themselves or look at themselves straight in the mirror so you invent ways to justify your behavior.

High functioning? Do be so naive.

Either alcoholic or not. You retards think if you are an alcoholic, you drink tons of beer/booze and you can never drink again based on a program designed by my friend Bill who was experimenting with LSD at the time.

Jesse Joyce will tell you he is an alcoholic, stopping his boozing didnt make him cease to be an alcoholic. If you are you are. Big, small, large, tall, "high functioning" or completely delusional, you are an ALCOHOLIC.

Fucking delusional children, this is why you had a drinking problem, booze isnt made for children of 16 to try and handle, this is an adult past time that a lot of you cant handle.

BTW drink tracker:

2.5 pints of draught bear.

3 bottles of 12oz of bear.

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by imezru

For those of you who keep calling him high funtioning, keep in mind:

-never had a real career outside of this podcast
-does the podcast at bizarre times of the day as it fits his schedule, not punching a clock.
-shits in very bizarre locations
-jerked off in the bathroom at a CHILDRENS party
-hates a guy and actually thinks that someone that had his shit from years ago may still have the drunken ramblings of a homeless person that he believes will become americas best selling novel.
-has never been able to publish his novel after years of fucking around with it
-uses fake names at hospitals due to no money
-has horrible credit (according to him)

quite a list for a high functioning alcolic at 35 or however old he is.

First of all, however much of the show is about it, Keith and Chemda is about Keith and Chemda and very few of us have any real insight to that relationship. We have what they give us to base our conclusions on.

Second, I'll just go down your list as someone who isn't an alcoholic. Mostly because it amuses me to do so.

-never had a real career outside of this podcast Which has lasted for more than most radio show hosts gigs and was a pioneering show in the world of podcasting. Come on, if that's your argument, Bill Gates never really had a job outside of Microsoft.
-does the podcast at bizarre times of the day as it fits his schedule, not punching a clock. Who would punch said clock who didn't have to do so?
-shits in very bizarre locations ... and makes comedy gold out of these occurances. I suppose we could start a conspiracy theory around the fact that everytime Keith shits somewhere funny it shows up on the show. If he'd made it to NYC a few months earlier, he might have taken a shit in the WTC which could lead to all sorts of shenanigans for KATG listens later when they played WTC Jenga.
-jerked off in the bathroom at a CHILDRENS party Hell, I've done that before. I grew up with dozens of younger cousins and it was always somebody's fucking birthday party. After a while you just go into the bathroom and pound one out to break up the boredom. If it keeps you sane and you wash your hands afterwards, what in the world is wrong with it?
-hates a guy and actually thinks that someone that had his shit from years ago may still have the drunken ramblings of a homeless person that he believes will become americas best selling novel. You've never really created anything you think has value, have you? That's sad. I'm sorry.
-has never been able to publish his novel after years of fucking around with it It took years for Hunter Thompson and Earnest Hemingway to get their first novels published. Oh wait, they were both alcoholics. Let's see, it took three years for Stephen King's first novel to be picked up and another year for it to make it into print.
-uses fake names at hospitals due to no money As opposed to doing it for other reasons? To me, it would be worse to use a fake name at a hospital because you just didn't want to pay, but then again, Keith isn't much of a rapper.
-has horrible credit (according to him) Pick ten writers / comedians / artists at random. If more than half of them have good credit at age 35, I'll buy you a DVD from www.KATG.com/store.

[sully_04]

Originally Posted by John Galt

-never had a real career outside of this podcast Which has lasted for more than most radio show hosts gigs and was a pioneering show in the world of podcasting. Come on, if that's your argument, Bill Gates never really had a job outside of Microsoft.
-does the podcast at bizarre times of the day as it fits his schedule, not punching a clock. Who would punch said clock who didn't have to do so?
-shits in very bizarre locations ... and makes comedy gold out of these occurances. I suppose we could start a conspiracy theory around the fact that everytime Keith shits somewhere funny it shows up on the show. If he'd made it to NYC a few months earlier, he might have taken a shit in the WTC which could lead to all sorts of shenanigans for KATG listens later when they played WTC Jenga.
-jerked off in the bathroom at a CHILDRENS party Hell, I've done that before. I grew up with dozens of younger cousins and it was always somebody's fucking birthday party. After a while you just go into the bathroom and pound one out to break up the boredom. If it keeps you sane and you wash your hands afterwards, what in the world is wrong with it?
-hates a guy and actually thinks that someone that had his shit from years ago may still have the drunken ramblings of a homeless person that he believes will become americas best selling novel. You've never really created anything you think has value, have you? That's sad. I'm sorry.
-has never been able to publish his novel after years of fucking around with it It took years for Hunter Thompson and Earnest Hemingway to get their first novels published. Oh wait, they were both alcoholics. Let's see, it took three years for Stephen King's first novel to be picked up and another year for it to make it into print.
-uses fake names at hospitals due to no money As opposed to doing it for other reasons? To me, it would be worse to use a fake name at a hospital because you just didn't want to pay, but then again, Keith isn't much of a rapper.
-has horrible credit (according to him) Pick ten writers / comedians / artists at random. If more than half of them have good credit at age 35, I'll buy you a DVD from www.KATG.com/store.

so, these are the reasons this dude says Keith is an alcoholic?

substitute the podcast part for my 15 years playing a child's game (professionally) and the book part read "movie treatment" this dude is talking about me.

why do I come in here and do this too myself, these people are idiots.

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by sully_04

so, these are the reasons this dude says Keith is an alcoholic?

substitute the podcast part for my 15 years playing a child's game (professionally) and the book part read "movie treatment" this dude is talking about me.

why do I come in here and do this too myself, these people are idiots.

A vast array of experiences and age groups congregate here ... I find people who have always done things by the book and who have never made a bad decision to be entirely uninteresting to talk to.

[King of Assholes]

-never had a real career outside of this podcast - Would you say this if he chose some other career and was successful? If someone went to college, got their masters, started a business, then made millions you wouldn't put them down just because they had success with one of the first things they tried.
-does the podcast at bizarre times of the day as it fits his schedule, not punching a clock. - It would be nice if they did it at the same time every day, but they're not working around your schedule or mine. Even if they did I'd probably listen live once more per week and I still download every show now. It works...
-shits in very bizarre locations - Yes, but he did that on purpose. For example, every 2 months or so I would shit in my own hamper and not know til I found it the next day. That's problematic shitting, Keith's shitting was just kinda fucked up.
-jerked off in the bathroom at a CHILDRENS party - It sounds weird when you put it like that but jerkin it kills time, we've all done it in weird places. It's not like he did it while he was painting a kids face, and it's not like he was thinking about the kids while he did it.
-hates a guy and actually thinks that someone that had his shit from years ago may still have the drunken ramblings of a homeless person that he believes will become americas best selling novel. - I think you're taking that whole thing a little too seriously. I doubt he really thinks he'll ever get that shit back but maybe he's just a little sore that something he worked hard on is gone forever.
-has never been able to publish his novel after years of fucking around with it - So he's no different than most people who ever wrote a book, except he's self-publishing it now and has a book he worked on with Chemda that is being published. Sounds like the hard work is paying off, also I remember with the relationship book Chemda talking about how he was drinking less and being real on-point with his shit for getting that done.
-uses fake names at hospitals due to no money - So do black people
-has horrible credit (according to him) - See above