Cow Tipping, WI Style

[Blitzgal]

So apparently Madison is hosting the "Cows on Parade" art exhibit. It's basically a bunch of fiberglass cows painted in different designs. Right now they are lining the downtown area. This morning on the way to work I noticed someone was busy doing some cow tipping overnight. These bastards are sunk into concrete slabs, so this person was really determined to tip them over. It made me laugh, and wish I had a camera on my cell phone. I think if these things can be tipped over, it must be possible to tip a real cow.

[Laphroaig]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

...it must be possible to tip a real cow.

Just tip it the going rate as with any other waiter or waitress, say around 15% on the total of the check, unless it gives you an attitude just because you had a steak.

[Friz]

They were first displayed here in Dublin a couple years ago. Since then they have traveled the world. Last month they were in Athens. To date, Dublin is the only city in which they were vandalized. Maybe Madison will join us.

[cognitiveg]

Originally Posted by Laphroaig

Just tip it the going rate as with any other waiter or waitress, say around 15% on the total of the check, unless it gives you an attitude just because you had a steak.

LOL

Wait that wasnt funny

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by Friz

To date, Dublin is the only city in which they were vandalized. Maybe Madison will join us.

Well, there's lots of heavy drinking going on in both cities, so I can imagine that will be the case.

[Laphroaig]

Originally Posted by cognitiveg

LOL

Wait that wasnt funny

My day job is writing for Dane Cook.

[ScubaSteve24]

For a second I thought this thread was about going and fighting Dawn...silly me

[the big lebowski]

Originally Posted by Laphroaig

My day job is writing for Dane Cook.

must get pretty monotonous huh?

[Laphroaig]

Originally Posted by the big lebowski

must get pretty monotonous huh?

Not too bad. I have only had to make up a handful of jokes, and that was about 10 years ago. Dane let's us pretty much do whatever we want to during the "writing" sessions. We're just happy we didn't end up on that fucken bus.

[DanClass]

Originally Posted by Laphroaig

Not too bad. I have only had to make up a handful of jokes, and that was about 10 years ago. Dane let's us pretty much do whatever we want to during the "writing" sessions. We're just happy we didn't end up on that fucken bus.

LOL

for someone who drinks more than mali, you're pretty coherent