DIS FACKIN HURRICANE

astrokahn · 08-25-2017, 08:14 PM

So I'm in austin, and theres a massive hurricane heading our way. Teggggzas, yeah. I got ten gallons of water, a bath full of pubic soapy shit water in case it gets that bad where I have to resort to that. I got 2 (that;s a lie bc I drank half of one already and now I have hiccups) bottles of wine, three beers, lots of food, fully charged shit and a good battery powered lantern.

I'm ready for the storm, brang it!!!

Keith · 08-26-2017, 12:13 AM

You may die. What would you like to say?

Mermaid · 08-26-2017, 01:41 PM

I dont see anything about coals for the grill.

I hope you didn't let all your frozen meat go to waste.

Smoked and grilled meat is the best part hurricanes.

astrokahn · 08-26-2017, 03:12 PM

If I die from Hurricane Harvey let me say this:
Harvey? Wtf! That's an old ass man name for a powerful category 4 storm. You must be a junior because only weirdos who have some bizarre obsession with keeping their seed alive pass on shitty old man names. I bet you're planning on naming your son Harvey also, you dick. Do you realize the pressure of being Harvey II or Harvey III? Because your poor kid is gonna have to carry on that bullshit with the added stress of disappointing you if he wants to name his son Cody or Jimmy.

Or just:
Someone please make sure my cats get fed. Oh and my daughter.

astrokahn · 08-26-2017, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mermaid

I dont see anything about coals for the grill.

I hope you didn't let all your frozen meat go to waste.

Smoked and grilled meat is the best part hurricanes.

No meat in my house- wait a second.... it just dawned on me you'd have to smoke and grill it outside... in a hurricane? But howz

Sparrow · 08-26-2017, 03:19 PM

by believing in yourself!!!

Mermaid · 08-27-2017, 12:39 AM

Lolz

After the storm is over is can take days for the power to get turned back on.

So people will have a BBQ and invite the neighbors so the meat in their freezer doesn't go to complete waste.

The weather is usually really clear and beautiful after a hurricane perfect for a cookout.

astrokahn · 08-27-2017, 09:22 AM

So.... talk.... to my neighbors?!?
Lol they would be so disappointed.
"Hey guys! Thought you might like to stop by for some chargrilled carrots and soy dogs! Don't worry, I've got rice cakes too. Call that shit a sammich."

astrokahn · 08-27-2017, 09:25 AM

Update on the hurricane btw-
Houston=fuckt
Coasts=fuckt
Austin=Wet leaves n shit flipping around.

We're doing alright here so far, but we have a lot of rivers and Austin floods super fast. I'm busily inflating my arm floaties.

NilFC · 08-27-2017, 12:36 PM

Shout out to all the Texas peeps to stay dry and safe.

I was supposed to be moving there tomorrow, to Houston... not happening for a few days now.

Don't go through moving high water, and watch out for floating balls of fire ants. And the agitated gators. And snakes.

08-25-2017, 08:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
astrokahn Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 551	DIS FACKIN HURRICANE So I'm in austin, and theres a massive hurricane heading our way. Teggggzas, yeah. I got ten gallons of water, a bath full of pubic soapy shit water in case it gets that bad where I have to resort to that. I got 2 (that;s a lie bc I drank half of one already and now I have hiccups) bottles of wine, three beers, lots of food, fully charged shit and a good battery powered lantern. I'm ready for the storm, brang it!!! Archimedes_Screw likes this.
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08-26-2017, 12:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,560	You may die. What would you like to say?
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Mermaid Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Eating a moonpie Posts: 611	I dont see anything about coals for the grill. I hope you didn't let all your frozen meat go to waste. Smoked and grilled meat is the best part hurricanes.
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08-26-2017, 03:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
astrokahn Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 551	If I die from Hurricane Harvey let me say this: Harvey? Wtf! That's an old ass man name for a powerful category 4 storm. You must be a junior because only weirdos who have some bizarre obsession with keeping their seed alive pass on shitty old man names. I bet you're planning on naming your son Harvey also, you dick. Do you realize the pressure of being Harvey II or Harvey III? Because your poor kid is gonna have to carry on that bullshit with the added stress of disappointing you if he wants to name his son Cody or Jimmy. Or just: Someone please make sure my cats get fed. Oh and my daughter. Keith and NilFC like this.
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Mermaid Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Eating a moonpie Posts: 611	Lolz After the storm is over is can take days for the power to get turned back on. So people will have a BBQ and invite the neighbors so the meat in their freezer doesn't go to complete waste. The weather is usually really clear and beautiful after a hurricane perfect for a cookout.
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08-27-2017, 09:22 AM	#8 (permalink)
astrokahn Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 551	So.... talk.... to my neighbors?!? Lol they would be so disappointed. "Hey guys! Thought you might like to stop by for some chargrilled carrots and soy dogs! Don't worry, I've got rice cakes too. Call that shit a sammich." Keith and Sparrow like this.
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08-27-2017, 09:25 AM	#9 (permalink)
astrokahn Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 551	Update on the hurricane btw- Houston=fuckt Coasts=fuckt Austin=Wet leaves n shit flipping around. We're doing alright here so far, but we have a lot of rivers and Austin floods super fast. I'm busily inflating my arm floaties. Sparrow and Archimedes_Screw like this.
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08-27-2017, 12:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
NilFC Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Houston Posts: 2,434	Shout out to all the Texas peeps to stay dry and safe. I was supposed to be moving there tomorrow, to Houston... not happening for a few days now. Don't go through moving high water, and watch out for floating balls of fire ants. And the agitated gators. And snakes. Archimedes_Screw likes this.
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