Haipu

[Irobeth]

If you weren't listening when it happened:
Haipu is a poem (doesn't have to be haiku style) that ends in 'shat myself'

three-day marathon
did not want to miss the end
so I shat myself

Post your own!

[DWarrior]

Rules of Haipu
Three line poem
Ends with 'shat myself'

Dirty subway bathroom
Figured I could make it home
Alas, shat myself

[jeffdrafttech]

mostly not funny
but I sat by the laptop
so I shat myself

[duk3]

once upon a time
accidentally farted
and I shat myself

[CPlive]

heard a great prank call
is that a fucking toilet?
oops, I shat myself

[jfbiii]

Bagels enter soft
And chewy-delicious, then
Exit like pumice.

[skizzbot]

YEAH SUPER PARTY!
With whiskey and salvia
WORLD ENDING! Just shat.

[Somethingdumb]

A hiapu by Somethingdumb:
She is such a bitch
Cunt face Becky Donahue
Hope she shat herself

[RoundAbout]

Cold pizza for breakfast,
put it in the microwave
and shat myself

[faceboy]

It tickles my taint to see that the katg listeners have begun to write Haipu. Here's the original template. I'll surely share more and hope that you do too.

Haiku
Haiku is a mode of Japanese poetry revised in the late 19th century by Masaoka Shiki from the older hokku. The traditional hokku consisted of a syllabic pattern of approximately 5, 7, 5. A haiku contains a special season word representative of the season in which it is set, or a reference to the natural world. Japanese haiku are typically written as a single line, while English language haiku are traditionally separated into three lines. In Japanese, nouns do not have different singular and plural forms, so 'haiku' is usually used as both a singular and plural noun in English as well.
Examples;

Furu ike ya kawazu tobikomu mizu no oto
An old mere
When the frogs jump in
The sound of water

Hatsu shigure saru mo komino wo hoshige nari
the first cold shower;
even the monkey seems to want
a little coat of straw.

Haipu
Haipu is a revised mode of haiku poetry created by Francis R. Hall (aka Faceboy) in June of 2007 in his native American village (Greenwich Village, New York City). Like haiku it consists of three lines but does not follow any syllabic pattern. A Haipu contains the special non-seasonal 2 word phrase, "Shat myself" always as the third line representative of the animal nature of one occasionally shitting in their pants, clothing or basically anywhere considered inappropriate. Haipu can describe an actual event wherein one has shat themselves or it can be completely random. In further homage to the Haiku, Haipu is used as both a singular and plural noun.

Examples;

At the market
Many farts hidden
Shat Myself

Misty woods
Scent of moss
Shat myself

Haipu
Came true
Shat myself