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Hey, decola, can I ask you something? I was in KL for a couple of weeks, years ago. Loved it by the way, I was supposed to go back up to thailand to meet up with a buddy, but decided to hang out in KL alone for three weeks instead.
Anyway, people would come up to me every few days or so and start a conversation. Then when I told them I'm from Sweden they would proclaim that they have an uncle/sister/friend who were going to Sweden to work in the near future. Then they would invite me to their home for dinner so that this person could ask me about Sweden. I declined, and offered them my email adress if they wanted to get in touch, but they were not interested in my email. Just to have me over for dinner. So, I've been wondering ever since whether this was some kind of scam, or if they was going to rob me or if they were serious. The same thing happened about ten times. Do you know what this is? |
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A brother of mine that visited Spain was asked to visit a strangers home, and was foolish enough to attend. Throughout his visit his hosts offered several alcoholic drinks and spoke to him about America. Several hours into the visit the hosts begin speaking to one another in spanish thinking that my brother only knows english. The purpose of my brothers trip to Spain was to improve his spanish and study the culture and thus understood everything the hosts had discussed. Turns out they wanted to rob him and had even discussed how to clean up should they decide to kill him. Not wanting to raise suspicions my brother told the the men that he wanted to get some more booze and have some ladies come back to their house with him. When he got to the doorway he ran like hell.
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Nice pics
But where are the tits? |
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In Malaysia we walk on all fours and travel by powerful kicks of our back legs. We communicate in a complicated system of clicks, whistles and sphinctoral vibrations. Breasts? There are no breasts..
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everyone go find a screwdriver. found it? get your camera. got it? now take the screw driver and bash out the flash. its fucking useless unless you take pictures in unlit caves. it causes the red eye in your pictures. it causes everyone to have zombie skin in your pictures. it washes out any natural light that was in the room to begin with. and the purpose of a camera, believe it or not, is to capture light on film. flashes were great back in the days of black and white photagraphy in newspapers, but except for that, theres really no use for them at all. learn what those other buttons on your camera do. they make your pictures look pretty, like a still from a movie or something. youd be surprised.
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