So, I nearly died. How was your week?

invader · 05-19-2010, 12:00 AM

I started smoking again after quitting for five months, so I am sorta dying.

John Galt · 05-19-2010, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Forbin

What shall I do with it?

Put it on display?
Grill it up and serve it with BBQ sauce?
Have it put back in after I die out of a sense of completeness?

Carve it into a dildo and offer to bone somebody.

dzagama · 05-19-2010, 05:43 AM

Never die, Forbin.

I love you.

Forbin · 05-19-2010, 06:14 AM

Thanks everybody.

disappointingly, they apparently saw it off a bit at a time and they won't let me have it back. Some stupid nonsense about biohazard safety regulations.

So, I'm sorry Sparrow. I won't be able to send you my spare body part.

Dzagama, Okay, now you've gone and made it awkward.

T minus 3.5 hrs!

Rawn · 05-19-2010, 09:40 AM

Good luck with the surgery man, I hope everything works out ok for you.

standardman · 05-19-2010, 10:17 AM

Any news, or is it too early? Hope you're ok, Forbin.

marina · 05-19-2010, 10:21 AM

I hope you don't die!

BrianAlt · 05-19-2010, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by marina

I hope you don't die!

Dying does make for a pretty lousy day.

Preston Buttons · 05-19-2010, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianAlt

Dying does make for a pretty lousy day.

But eventually it's comedy!

Staph_Infection · 05-19-2010, 08:35 PM

Forbin, death sucks. Ask my brother.

Well when i first woke up on monday i expected to be in prison. Let me tell you, i think that no prison can withstand my calves of steal. (I actually raise cattle with my bandits) Anyways, i think my realm of survival is far past over the hedge, so i welcome anyone to FUCK OFF the kabob

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Forbin Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 142	Thanks everybody. disappointingly, they apparently saw it off a bit at a time and they won't let me have it back. Some stupid nonsense about biohazard safety regulations. So, I'm sorry Sparrow. I won't be able to send you my spare body part. Dzagama, Okay, now you've gone and made it awkward. T minus 3.5 hrs!
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Rawn Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 74	Good luck with the surgery man, I hope everything works out ok for you.
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