Suck A Monkey Wednesday

[Patrices Hootie-Who]

Dear Keith and Chemda,

Since listening to your show since the beginning I know how you like to promote Suck a Dick Wednesday and that you are not ones to discriminate against anyone. You are equal opportunity offenders against everyone. That being the case I feel that you have been neglecting our brothers in the Animal Kingdom just a little too much and may need to promote blowjobs amongst them also before those fucking bastards at PETA start to protest against you.

Here is an attached photo that was taken at a local zoo as PROOF that Suck a Dick Wednesday works for everyone, even hairy fucking animals. Please let everyone know that they should also buy a t-shirt for their pets because this is AMERICA and even animals that sleep in their own shit could use a good blowjob once in a while.

Your friend,
Patrices Hootie-Who
(aka Scott from Nebraska)

[rellek]

Good Lord!...

[Laphroaig]

I laughed, I cried, I hurled.

It might also be wise to confirm that you are a "dab hand" at PhotoShop as opposed to working at a Zoo where one of the perks of the job is hanging out with the primates during their "downtime".

[Patrices Hootie-Who]

Originally Posted by Laphroaig

as opposed to working at a Zoo where one of the perks of the job is hanging out with the primates during their "downtime".

Let it be known that the only monkey I spank is my own...