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View Poll Results: What made you two split?
It was one really horrible argument and we couldn't get over it. 6 3.49%
He/She/I cheated. 26 15.12%
It was a long time coming, things just sort of went kaput. 75 43.60%
I found out he/she was a total crazy/asshole/smelly/a dragon 30 17.44%
Extenuating circumstances. We didn't want to, but we had to. 21 12.21%
The man upstairs doesn't let me out of the rape-chamber. (Other) 14 8.14%
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Old 05-03-2010, 07:14 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Is that what a girl calls it when they're boned to tears? A penis overload?
I like it.
Yeah, they'll push you off and chuckle a bit and then say, "Penis Overload!" while making a face.

It was cute at first, but jeez.

This is really true.

Denial of it is admission of never handing out a Penis Overload. I am using the logic of an evil dictator (which is the name of my penis, Evil Dictator. It was a close race between that and The Reaper. I spent many months deciding over it. Do you see how hard my life is? No pun).
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Old 05-03-2010, 07:38 PM   #62 (permalink)
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I like Vlad the Impaler more.
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Old 05-03-2010, 07:39 PM   #63 (permalink)
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This thread has too much penis, we need more vagina.
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Old 05-03-2010, 07:45 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Which is the infinite sadness of the breakup thread.
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Old 05-04-2010, 08:24 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Too often that means that you're actually the crazy one who saw something minor (maybe he dared talk to another woman) and assumed he was cheating.
But maybe you're the exception.
I am not jealous. It was quite the opposite. I was out with friends one night, and he called me out of the blue screaming that I was a slut, a filthy slut and that I better come home right now or bad things will happen. I went home and found him cleaning all of of his shit out of my apt. I told him to leave but he wouldn't. He just kept screaming at me. Finally, I tried to grab my key from his hand and he attacked me. We were outside at this point. I ran up the stairs to the back door, and he was chasing me screaming at me that he was going to kill me. I locked my back door and he just kept pounding on it. I called the cops but he was gone before they arrived.

Three days later, I got a call from his "girlfriend". She told me they had been dating for 6 months. This was a little over 6 months ago. They're engaged and she's pregnant.

I'm currently in a successful long-distance, open relationship. He is most certainly welcome to talk to other women.


But then again, I could be a crazy jealous bitch, whateves. You don't have to date me.
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Old 05-04-2010, 08:30 AM   #66 (permalink)
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It's been many many year since I dated, but I can honestly say it was me that blew it each and everytime.

You can really overdue the whole 'love' thing. I also learned there is a limit to wacky gifts you can give to someone before you revolt them.

I always needs to know where we stood. I needed to be loved.

All of these things are huge turn-offs to the ladies, as it turns out.

God, how I hate women, I mean myself.
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Old 05-04-2010, 09:22 AM   #67 (permalink)
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I'll let you know, shouldn't be long now.
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Old 05-04-2010, 09:45 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Huh, what, penis???

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Old 05-04-2010, 10:25 AM   #69 (permalink)
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I am not jealous. It was quite the opposite. I was out with friends one night, and he called me out of the blue screaming that I was a slut, a filthy slut and that I better come home right now or bad things will happen. I went home and found him cleaning all of of his shit out of my apt. I told him to leave but he wouldn't. He just kept screaming at me. Finally, I tried to grab my key from his hand and he attacked me. We were outside at this point. I ran up the stairs to the back door, and he was chasing me screaming at me that he was going to kill me. I locked my back door and he just kept pounding on it. I called the cops but he was gone before they arrived. .
Ahem.

So...

Well...

(No. I MUST. NOT. ASK.)

AGGGGHHHH!

Was this the same guy that jizzed on you and pucnhed you in the head?

Sigh. Sorry Punks. Couldnt hold it.
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I am not jealous. It was quite the opposite. I was out with friends one night, and he called me out of the blue screaming that I was a slut, a filthy slut and that I better come home right now or bad things will happen. I went home and found him cleaning all of of his shit out of my apt. I told him to leave but he wouldn't. He just kept screaming at me. Finally, I tried to grab my key from his hand and he attacked me. We were outside at this point. I ran up the stairs to the back door, and he was chasing me screaming at me that he was going to kill me. I locked my back door and he just kept pounding on it. I called the cops but he was gone before they arrived.

Three days later, I got a call from his "girlfriend". She told me they had been dating for 6 months. This was a little over 6 months ago. They're engaged and she's pregnant.

I'm currently in a successful long-distance, open relationship. He is most certainly welcome to talk to other women.


But then again, I could be a crazy jealous bitch, whateves. You don't have to date me.

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