Where the fuck are girls?

[tempfoot]

Originally Posted by Space Indaver

Oh sweet Jesus tittyfuck.

Well said.



My theory is that Sleep is a weaponized AI, sent back in time to destroy the KATG forums and combat HUAR in its infancy. Some kind of Stuxnet designed to make our heads explode.

Each new post is another more refined iteration of the AI. It's learning......

[Space Indaver]

Originally Posted by tempfoot

Well said.



My theory is that Sleep is a weaponized AI, sent back in time to destroy the KATG forums and combat HUAR in its infancy. Some kind of Stuxnet designed to make our heads explode.

Each new post is another more refined iteration of the AI. It's learning......

Its OK though, HUAR Command will send a naked dude back in time to help us.

[bankyanks]

Don't be depressed on the days leading up till Valentine's Day.
Wait until the actual day and spend it crying into a tub of ice cream and nutella like the rest of us...

No? Just me.

Oh ok.

[Cart Horse]

Originally Posted by bankyanks

Don't be depressed on the days leading up till Valentine's Day.
Wait until the actual day and spend it crying into a tub of ice cream and nutella like the rest of us...

No? Just me.

Oh ok.

Hmphh

[Jo_Culprit]

Originally Posted by bankyanks

Don't be depressed on the days leading up till Valentine's Day.
Wait until the actual day and spend it crying into a tub of ice cream and nutella like the rest of us...

No? Just me.

Oh ok.

This is a travesty if justice Banky, how could someone so adorable spend Valentines in such a sad way.

Unless Icecream and Nutella are pet names for your boyfriends or something.

[FletchLives]

Originally Posted by bankyanks

spend it crying into a tub of ice cream and nutella like the rest of us...

No? Just me.

Oh ok.

sounds like a party to me.

[Anxious Nerd]

Originally Posted by bankyanks

Don't be depressed on the days leading up till Valentine's Day.
Wait until the actual day and spend it crying into a tub of ice cream and nutella like the rest of us...

No? Just me.

Oh ok.

I'm a Valentine's Day denier. It makes life easier.

[Jo_Culprit]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

pre-finals non-stress fat state.

what happened to working out and building up your potential?

I guarantee the girls you have your eye on are way out of your league.
If you're so desperate do the following:
- Couch to 5k program (treadmill or otherwise): you'll be thankful you'ev done this when you've done it.
- Set weekly weight goals and a daily work out routine. Aim for a BMI of 22 or something.
- Do some research on that birthmark of yours, every bit of plugging the internet for information I've done on it suggests that there are solutions out there for getting rid of it.

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

...red text and silliness..

I found all that red text internal monologue stuff fascinating insight into your mind.
Dont get me wrong theyre accurate, however it doesnt mean that the bookstore, campus classes etc aren't good places to meet girls just because at the moment you come across like a creep. Other guys would slay in these situations and why? because they do the following:
- pick their entry smoothy
- dont carry conversation like a gormless ape
- dont have facial birthmarks and fat

[breethevampire]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

Okay, its the beginning of the year, school is back in, my body has restored itself to its pre-finals non-stress fat state. I'm ready to take what I have learned here and from other people out into the field to try and "get it wet" as Keith would say.

...

I still have no idea what to do

...

Seriously, I know that I have at least been able to do some personal growing over the past few months, but when it comes to actually talking too and dealing with women I still have no idea where to start.

Where do I go to meet girls? Is a bar really the best place, Ive heard that people go to bars to socialize and not to drink, even though I have gained the ability to drink like a normal fucking person I still don't like the idea of trying to meet a girl in a bar. Like I said, I'm trying to get a girlfriend not just get laid. (Not that all girls in bars are skanks, I'm not saying that, i swear to god I'm not.)

Do you see what I mean? I have absolutely no idea how normal people do things.

What are good places where I am "allowed" to talk to girls. The romantic in me thinks that it would be really neat to meet a girl at a book store or some other pathetic nerdy fantasy like that, but the cynic in me says

"Hey asshole!! Shes here to shop for shit, not talk to your ugly shit-stain face!!! Knock it the fuck off!!!"


Or in a hallway or lunch room at school

What the fuck is wrong with you fuck face, she has fucking places too go, who the fuck are you to hold her up!

Is it okay to talk to girls in class? I would hate to ask a girl out, fail (which I will) and then have to deal with never doing so much as accidentally make eye contact with her or look in her direction without setting off stalker alerts.

Nobody is coming to this school to talk to your creepy ass, leave these girls alone jerk!

I know I sound just as fucked up and riddled with problems as I did when I joined the forums, but I really think I have gotten better at least a little bit internally, but I just can't FIND girls to talk too.

Valentines day is in about 3 weeks, its fucking crunch time before I have to deal with another fucking one of these things alone.

Oh wow... I say try forming some study groups try to get involve with your school you'll bound to talk to a girl then . Or hey! go to April 15th and if you can't do that try to make a meet up happen. it's not to hard dude just try to get yourself out there

[EthanK]

Play by play analysis for the fuck of it, I don't understand why we do this, masochism I swear.

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

Okay, its the beginning of the year, school is back in, my body has restored itself to its pre-finals non-stress fat state. I'm ready to take what I have learned here and from other people out into the field to try and "get it wet" as Keith would say.

Step one: stop being so self critical, non-stress fat state or not poor self image won't get your dick wet. Confidence is a prime asset when chasing tail and the quickest tell that you are a little bitch is weird little put-downs like this, so even amongst friends even if you believe you ARE a certain way, just shut up about it.

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

...

I still have no idea what to do

...

Seriously, I know that I have at least been able to do some personal growing over the past few months, but when it comes to actually talking too and dealing with women I still have no idea where to start.

Step two: realize that taking advice from a bunch of internet dweebs like myself, reading it, studying it or jerking to it doesn't make you grow ONE BIT. Growing is learning, and the best way to learn is to DO.

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

Where do I go to meet girls? Is a bar really the best place, Ive heard that people go to bars to socialize and not to drink, even though I have gained the ability to drink like a normal fucking person I still don't like the idea of trying to meet a girl in a bar. Like I said, I'm trying to get a girlfriend not just get laid. (Not that all girls in bars are skanks, I'm not saying that, i swear to god I'm not.)

Meeting a girl at a party/bar/cafe/bookstore/wedding is a shootout. You're trying to get yours and you are competing with tons of other dudes that are savvy yada yada. That's not to say don't try, talk to a girl there, but another route to take and probably a more efficient one is find a click, have some friends, guys and girls, and those will provide you with much easier opportunities in less stressful environments.

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

Do you see what I mean? I have absolutely no idea how normal people do things.

Yea you're a fucking imbocile

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

What are good places where I am "allowed" to talk to girls. The romantic in me thinks that it would be really neat to meet a girl at a book store or some other pathetic nerdy fantasy like that, but the cynic in me says

"Hey asshole!! Shes here to shop for shit, not talk to your ugly shit-stain face!!! Knock it the fuck off!!!"


Or in a hallway or lunch room at school

What the fuck is wrong with you fuck face, she has fucking places too go, who the fuck are you to hold her up!

Weirdo, girls like attention. Give it to them. You are going to fail, and you are going to get shut down. Here's a story: I used to work at a mall, and I would come to work every day and see the most beautiful woman I've ever seen walk by, and there she would go, out of vision and out of range before I even had the wit to say 'hi.' Then guess what? 30 seconds later a more beautiful braud would walk by, 30 seconds after, a yet more beautiful whore. My point is people are fickle, your dream girl that turns you down is easily replaced and there are plenty more to choose from.

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

Is it okay to talk to girls in class? I would hate to ask a girl out, fail (which I will) and then have to deal with never doing so much as accidentally make eye contact with her or look in her direction without setting off stalker alerts.

Nobody is coming to this school to talk to your creepy ass, leave these girls alone jerk!

Stop saying you will ask a girl out, you are giving your brain too much satisfaction by saying 'I plan to do X,' and case studies have shown that people that say they are going to do things are much less likely to do them then people that just shut the fuck up and do it.

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

I know I sound just as fucked up and riddled with problems as I did when I joined the forums, but I really think I have gotten better at least a little bit internally, but I just can't FIND girls to talk too.

Valentines day is in about 3 weeks, its fucking crunch time before I have to deal with another fucking one of these things alone.

You aren't any better then when you got here, don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk. You can't find girls to talk to? Bullshit. Talk to every girl you see, why the fuck not? Even if she's a boring uninteresting bitch with a glandular disorder, if you treat her well she's bound to have at least one attractive friend, what could it hurt? And don't worry about valentines day, if you were to hypothetically find the girl of your dreams and by a stroke of luck overcome your retardation and talk nice to her, 3 weeks isn't enough time for her to give a shit about valentines day, and if it is, RUN.



That said, you weirdo narcissistic fuck, I swear to god you have to be doing this just so people talk about you, or you are the most engaging weirdo internet troll every. Fuck you. I don't know why I just wasted my time responding to that but really, come on. Be nice.