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Nothing compared to some of the wacky shit in this thread, but... I was at a work party for someone who had worked their for a long time and was moving, and I felt the need to show up a co-worker of mine. I brought a 1/5th of Smirnoff and dared him to chug some with me. He only agreed if I mixed it with something. We were both drunk, and so I pretended to mix it with some lemonade. These were 12oz cups, mind you, full to the brim of Vodka. I said go, and we both started drinking our cups. He sprayed his all over the counter, and started swearing "this shit is straight" as I finished my cup. Being the big man, I then grabbed his cup and took it all down and slammed his cup on the counter. 24oz of Vodka in under a minute.
Fifteen minutes later I blacked out. I puked all over my bosses couch, my co-workers girlfriend, broke two jars and a lamp from collapsing in his living room, and remembered none of it. I woke up the next morning with dried puke all over my shirt. Oops. The best part? I still work there today ![]()
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I got into a fight between some guys I worked with and a dude who was stringing one of my co-workers girlfriend out on Meth and his friends. During the fight I was holding one of the guys down while his friend shot him accidentally. He died.
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O_O Oh shit. Did you get charged?
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i snuck out of the house to fuck around with my friends and brought some beer. one of my friends got completely smashed off of the beer i had brought, and it turns out he got in a crash and died that night. i never got caught for sneaking out or drinking, and no one ever thought i was the one to blame. still feel like shit for it
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Some dude I know (not really a friend I would not have done this to a friend) and I were chilling drinking a couple of bottles of rhum. I was getting bored and asked him if he knew any whores he can call. He set us up with 2 girls Rosely (his girl) and her friend so we trooped it to the girls apartment. When we get there only his girl was there because the other girl knocked out (suposedly). Keep in mind that I was paying for everything. So we go to a little bar, have a couple of beers and I started talking to this chick. At 2am we get kicked out because the bar was closing early for some dumb reason. I called my friends and they invited me to "La Bomba". We get there and I see that there is a few bottles of vodka so I called a cab. I told her I was cutting the night short and going home to which she replyed "If you cut my night short on the first day of me meeting you don't you ever call me". So when the cab arrived I told Gabriel (The dude I was chilling with) to leave and he asked Rosely to go with him and she said no. A few minutes after he left she basically threw herself on me and too not make this longer than it already is I fucked her.
The only thing I can say in my defense is that I was running short on cash. And within my circle of friends it is cool for me to drink their alcohol and to invite as many chicks as I want without chipping in a dime. Which is the reason why I sent Gabriel home. |
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