The Worst Thing You've Ever Done official thread.

[MrBurger]

Originally Posted by Mikey

worst thing?

love someone.

fuck love. love only hurts.

[roxymodest]

Originally Posted by Mikey

worst thing?

love someone.

fuck love. love only hurts.

amen.

[26 3char]

Telling a black jew joke I heard on DV to a black jew

[Akai]

Either intentionally breaking a kid's arm at the elbow in a grappling match, or blowing up the neighbor's lawn ornaments with little CO2 bombs and blaming it on my friend. The police were called, and he was fined $1,500

[1goodI]

Junior High.

I was with a group of about 5 other kids roaming the halls. Ducked into the bathroom to avoid trouble. The men's room didn't have doors on the stalls and we caught a kid sitting down for one.

While still on the toilet, we beat the shit out of this kid. Stomping, punching, kicking, etc... We didn't injure just hurt.

oh well, he should've went home for the sit down.

[Leixes]

Originally Posted by bankyanks

Whaaaaaaat?

Originally Posted by bankyanks

The worst possible thing I have ever done.
Fool around with my friends boyfriend behind her back for eight months.
Then we had sex.
...

Eight months fooling around and only then sex.
You're cruel and surely you've made him a pussy for life.

He's ruined. Leave him!

[campy]

I once dumped a guy 2 minutes after he gave me my Christmas present...I told him no presents but he didn't listen...hence the reason for the dumping.

I have a good one from my boyfriend...I have to hijack his because mine all suck. He decided it would be a good idea to draw in big black permanent marker on his best buddy's parents car. His graffiti of choice was his own name. He got the DAV written out before he realized the repercussions of this action (he was about 7, give the kid a break). HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I laughed and laughed when he told me that story...talk about dopey!

Anyway, he got a tanning and his parents had to pay to have the marker removed.

[Mundane Soul]

Originally Posted by campy

I once dumped a guy 2 minutes after he gave me my Christmas present...I told him no presents but he didn't listen...hence the reason for the dumping.

What the fuck? Everybody knows when a girl says that, it means YOU BUY ME A PRESENT OR I SNIP YOUR BALLS OFF.

So you broke up with this guy for not following directions? Yeesh.

[marina]

Originally Posted by Mundane Soul

So you broke up with this guy for not following directions? Yeesh.

Or for assuming that she's like every dumb cunt in the world, and a manipulative, lying sack of ass.

[campy]

I forgot about that golden rule of "Never believe her when she says don't buy me a gift". I should have known better...you're right, i'm sorry, please help me.

Oh wells....dumping someone really sucks frankly....!