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Either intentionally breaking a kid's arm at the elbow in a grappling match, or blowing up the neighbor's lawn ornaments with little CO2 bombs and blaming it on my friend. The police were called, and he was fined $1,500
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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KICK YOU WHEN YOU'RE DOWN
Junior High.
I was with a group of about 5 other kids roaming the halls. Ducked into the bathroom to avoid trouble. The men's room didn't have doors on the stalls and we caught a kid sitting down for one. While still on the toilet, we beat the shit out of this kid. Stomping, punching, kicking, etc... We didn't injure just hurt. oh well, he should've went home for the sit down. |
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You're cruel and surely you've made him a pussy for life. He's ruined. Leave him! Last edited by Leixes; 01-05-2009 at 05:40 PM. Reason: grammar |
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Location: Canada
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I once dumped a guy 2 minutes after he gave me my Christmas present...I told him no presents but he didn't listen...hence the reason for the dumping.
I have a good one from my boyfriend...I have to hijack his because mine all suck. He decided it would be a good idea to draw in big black permanent marker on his best buddy's parents car. His graffiti of choice was his own name. He got the DAV written out before he realized the repercussions of this action (he was about 7, give the kid a break). HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I laughed and laughed when he told me that story...talk about dopey! Anyway, he got a tanning and his parents had to pay to have the marker removed. |
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So you broke up with this guy for not following directions? Yeesh. |
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Canada
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I forgot about that golden rule of "Never believe her when she says don't buy me a gift". I should have known better...you're right, i'm sorry, please help me.
Oh wells....dumping someone really sucks frankly....! |
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