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Old 12-28-2008, 08:16 AM   #231 (permalink)
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worst thing?

love someone.

fuck love. love only hurts.
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Old 12-28-2008, 09:14 AM   #232 (permalink)
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worst thing?

love someone.

fuck love. love only hurts.
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Old 12-28-2008, 09:05 PM   #233 (permalink)
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Telling a black jew joke I heard on DV to a black jew
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Old 12-29-2008, 02:15 AM   #234 (permalink)
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Either intentionally breaking a kid's arm at the elbow in a grappling match, or blowing up the neighbor's lawn ornaments with little CO2 bombs and blaming it on my friend. The police were called, and he was fined $1,500
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Old 01-05-2009, 05:02 PM   #235 (permalink)
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KICK YOU WHEN YOU'RE DOWN

Junior High.

I was with a group of about 5 other kids roaming the halls. Ducked into the bathroom to avoid trouble. The men's room didn't have doors on the stalls and we caught a kid sitting down for one.

While still on the toilet, we beat the shit out of this kid. Stomping, punching, kicking, etc... We didn't injure just hurt.

oh well, he should've went home for the sit down.
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Old 01-05-2009, 05:39 PM   #236 (permalink)
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The worst possible thing I have ever done.
Fool around with my friends boyfriend behind her back for eight months.
Then we had sex.
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Eight months fooling around and only then sex.
You're cruel and surely you've made him a pussy for life.

He's ruined. Leave him!

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Old 01-12-2009, 03:53 PM   #237 (permalink)
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I once dumped a guy 2 minutes after he gave me my Christmas present...I told him no presents but he didn't listen...hence the reason for the dumping.

I have a good one from my boyfriend...I have to hijack his because mine all suck. He decided it would be a good idea to draw in big black permanent marker on his best buddy's parents car. His graffiti of choice was his own name. He got the DAV written out before he realized the repercussions of this action (he was about 7, give the kid a break). HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I laughed and laughed when he told me that story...talk about dopey!

Anyway, he got a tanning and his parents had to pay to have the marker removed.
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Old 01-12-2009, 03:55 PM   #238 (permalink)
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I once dumped a guy 2 minutes after he gave me my Christmas present...I told him no presents but he didn't listen...hence the reason for the dumping.
What the fuck? Everybody knows when a girl says that, it means YOU BUY ME A PRESENT OR I SNIP YOUR BALLS OFF.

So you broke up with this guy for not following directions? Yeesh.
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Old 01-12-2009, 04:49 PM   #239 (permalink)
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So you broke up with this guy for not following directions? Yeesh.
Or for assuming that she's like every dumb cunt in the world, and a manipulative, lying sack of ass.
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:58 PM   #240 (permalink)
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I forgot about that golden rule of "Never believe her when she says don't buy me a gift". I should have known better...you're right, i'm sorry, please help me.

Oh wells....dumping someone really sucks frankly....!
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