Show Notes

• — Stage Flirting: Kelly and Keith had such a strong connection that they couldn’t even remember each other
• — Megamind: Keith is jealous of Kelly's boyfriend
• — Never Ever: Going from living together to long-distance makes dating nearly impossible
• — You Finished!: Chemda took a picture to send to Lauren while she was running her 10k
• — Water Breaks: Lindsey ran a half-marathon with her mom
• — Good Job!: Keith has no success helping or encouraging strangers
• — Right? Thank You!: Come on Janet, we all know running is different from training on an elliptical machine
• — Is Cat Around?: Time Warner definitely sold Keith's phone number and address when they hooked it up at his new house
• — Forget The Whole Thing: Keith handed a banana with a cigarette taped on the side to his girlfriend while she was running a marathon. She hated it.
• — The Healthy Choice: Subway has more restaurants worldwide than McDonald's
• — I'm Not a Pervert!: The CEO of American Apparel is in court for forcing an employee to fellate him. She said she did it to keep her job.
• — Party At Your House!: Lindsey made an event on Facebook and accidentally put her home address instead of the address of the event
• — War: Charlie Sheen waved around a sword and drank the blood of a tiger on his roof and then threatened the world's biggest lawsuit ever
• — The Messiah of Malibu: Charlie Sheen laments on the last episode of Sheen's Korner, Oh, how they once begged to attend my perfect banquet in the nude! Now they just beg for keys to my gold.
• — Dirt: Mike Starr, former bassist of Alice In Chains and Celebrity Rehab star, is dead
• — I’m Addicted to Being On TV: Michaela Salahi got kicked off of Celebrity Rehab because she had no real addiction
• — Roulette Rejection: Kelly and Lindsey troll the internet for bedtime stories
• — Shame: People's super sensitivity to everything makes it harder and harder for teachers to punish students for anything
• — Keith's Wisdom: Sometimes we need more government, and not everything is black and white
• — These People are Real People: Kelly and Lindsey are from the Ku Klux Klan capitol of America