Show Notes

• — Yeah, I'll Punch A Wall: Expression of anger is divided along gender lines
• — Penish: Jacqueline Novak compares Chris Laker's bad moods to the way the Mac launches apps, and she touts the virtues of handjobs
• — In My Mind I'm Very Expressive: Chris looks naturally curmudgeonly and ponders the ups and downs of his appearance
• — My Political Views: The Presidential Debate is old and busted
• — My Little Secret: Chris gave up drinking at 21 but reports that weed is A-OK
• — Vinegar Douche: Chris thinks he's a renegade survivalist fugitive super spy and Jacqueline thinks she's an old-timey hooker
• — Scorched Earth: Chris doesn't believe in everlasting love after his experience with marriage
• — Negative Nancy: Jacqueline and Chris tell us how they met
• — Blank Slate: Jacqueline deleted everything from her website in a fit of shame