Show Notes

• — Watch Closely: Amber Nelson, Time Out NY’s Comic to Watch, is in studio
• — I'm The Funny One, Amber: Amber's mom guerilla-booked herself and Amber to perform variety shows in nursing homes
• — I Want A Man In Me: Amber's mom most likely propositioned Amber's boyfriend
• — Whip It: Amber shares horror stories of her birthplace, Saudi Arabia, such as her mom getting whipped in the street for showing ankle and the public executions that surrounded her
• — Justice Bieber: Justin Bieber was arrested for not only driving but drag racing under the influence of drugs and alcohol. He also resisted arrest, yelling profanities at police officers. He’s 19-years-old.
• — The Hateful Eight: The script for Quentin Tarantino's upcoming film was leaked, which he will now be depriving the world of
• — Go Seahalwks: A deaf 9-year-old girl wrote to the deaf fullback for the Seattle Seahawks and received a heartwarming response from the man himself
• — Game Over: Keith airs his grievances with Forza 5
• — Wrong Direction: A member of One Direction is in trouble for tweeting his support for Duck Dynasty's 'family values;' the latest star of The Bachelor thinks a gay Bachelor would be too 'perverted'
• — Abort! Abort!: A brain-dead woman is being kept alive against her and her family's wishes because of the (deformed) fetus in her womb
• — Sickos: The gang discusses healthcare and how normal people simply can't afford it
• — Notable: The horror movie featuring Keith was included in a book about horror movies; Amber is featured in an upcoming horror comedy film