Show Notes

• — Coq Au Vin: J-L Cauvin, who doesn't know his own name, is in studio
• — Rise And Refresh: The gang discusses a list of the most-checked iPhone apps first thing in the morning
• — Freakishly Tall: J-L is 6'7 tall
• — J-L Cauvin Does The Classics: J-L has spot-on impressions of Louis C.K., Barack Obama, and George Lopez
• — Household Name: The gang discusses the fame complex and ponder whether or not Louis C.K. is overrated
• — Aborted Love: J-L was engaged, but the engagement was broken off because his ex-fiancée is 'a horrible human being'
• — The Long Game: The size of J-L's penis is directly correlated to how in or out-of-shape he's in
• — They're Taking Our Jobs!: Elliott Sailors, a model, couldn't find enough work as a female so she now dresses up and works as a male model
• — A Case Of The Mondays: 88% of people get the Sunday Night Blues
• — Closing Arguments: J-L used to be an assistant DA, and Keith shows off his lawyer skills