1137: The 76-Hour Podcast

Show Notes

• — No Sleep Til Brooklyn: The more I talk to everyone it sounds like a party, the more I talk to Keith 75 hours sounds like womp womp
• — Dad, What Do We Do Now?: Yeah, things are going good Dad, we're having a marathon for our new book...ing... of guests!
• — Ian Is A Dick: Why don't you listen to the entire submissions! You're shitting all over something I know sucks, but still!
• — Point Break: Chile's Earthquake was a thousand times worse than Haiti, but Hawaii gets the ultimate waves. Surf's up!
• — The Trainer's Fault: They're keeping the serial killer whale, it's fine, accidents happen, watch it jump through a hoop!
• — Insincere Tiger: We don't have a right to know your business, but it still pisses us off when you don't tell us your business!
• — History Repeats: A German bank robber robs the same bank twice in two days
• — Zombie Rights: Zombies have a right to freedom of speech, judges are trying to be cute these days
• — Plan Your Tattoo: You'd think permanent body art would involve some thought? Nope. Turn that 5 into a 6!
• — Your Nightstand: I want to marry my girlfriend, but she was already divorced. Well when worse comes to worst, she'll already know how to do the paperwork
• — I Just Kinda Came: What percent of your orgasm is Myq? And what percent of it is you?
• — Poor Gambling: Myq is too logical to gamble
• — What's Doing With Your Sex Life?: Look at us, aren't we the perfect match, can you believe we have sex every few days?
• — Gambling Problems: It doesn't matter if they let you cheat. Bring Cliff's Notes. You'll still fail.
• — Punish Yourself: If you do something wrong and you know what you're punishment is, then you take the initiative and beat yourself
• — Your Foxhole: I was all I can be in the Army through Area Beautification
• — Doing Shrooms: I was on top of a building and I thought I could walk to the other building across the street
• — Self-Medicating: My hand writing is exceptional when I smoke pot, maybe I'm autistic
• — Shannon Look-A-Likes: Your Parker Poser, you can impose your thoughts on someone's meal
• — Enlightened: Buddhism seemed rational, then I did mushrooms and it made even MORE sense. We ARE all the same.
• — Bouncing Off The Walls: Myka will look in the mirror and say, Sober yourself up, Myka! They can all see you! She says this as they can still all see her.