1239: Crazy Awesome

Show Notes

• — Straight Out Of Dykeville USA: Chemda and Lauren bring back Lilith Fair at the open mic
• — Pollyanna Pucket: John's friend's girl doesn't like John's comedy so his friend tells her to fuck off as he takes back the drink he bought her
• — Mo' Bedda Mondayz: John would stop fucking White women if he could consistently fuck attractive Black women
• — Meat Is Murder: Keith still enjoys making open face mice sandwiches and torturing immortal cockroaches
• — Man vs. Bear: A bear kills his caretaker - a man who owned many exotic beasts and fought them for sport
• — One Sixth: Tiger and Elin officially divorce, she is dropping the name Woods and getting $100,000,000
• — The Myth Of The Hymen: A documentary that says there is no such thing as the hymen
• — Cracking The Code: John has funny things to say but can't make them into jokes
• — Right Jerk-Off, Right Time: By the end of this year The Situation will have made $5 million
• — Fox In The City: Keith didn't want to hang out with a gay guy because he was too flamboyant
• — Good At Lunch: People line up around the block in multiple countries to have lunch with John
• — The Third Amigo: Martin Short's wife died, but we always thought he was gay
• — Miss Universe: A 22-year-old Mexican woman wins and gets to bone Donald Trump
• — Mister Irresistible: Keith wins a man-pageant in high school
• — What Do We Do Now?: There has been a 60-mile traffic jam in China for 11 days
• — Gettin’ Schooled: The DEA is looking for Ebonics translators