1342: Sampling the Feta

Show Notes

• — Impulses: Brother Love drunkenly buys a block of feta cheese
• — Regulation: Keith and Brolo play pool and get into a no-win scenario
• — Don't Speak: Lucas isn't allowed to talk to the guests because he makes it weird
• — The First Two Years: Mark Normand finally ends his hollow relationship after a drunken night of conversation
• — A Hell Of A Year: Mark gets a job as a superintendent, even though he has no experience at fixing anything
• — Feces In The Vagina: Keith answers wrong when asked which way he should wipe a baby girl's bottom, and he lies in another interview about having a car
• — Shitting and Pissing: Danny Hatch hates going to the bathroom and wiping up only to realize he isn’t done defecating
• — Molotov Cocktail: Russians didn't count beer as alcohol until recently
• — Fully Furnished: 33% of listeners have had video sex, and a vagina typically doesn't look good over web-cam
• — Final Stand-Up Submissions: James submits again, Matthew plays his guitar too loud, Hannah adopts an African, ILikeCheese imagines a zany world, Jason Dawkins loves young girls, Chris thinks comedy is har-rerd, Corwin tricks his child, Michael Carrino talks about racism and cum, Morgan has a great crowd, Paul Stanley kills it, Rodimus is fat, Amrivanti's girlfriend has a sperm allergy, Allen names his kids something, Nicole is a good lay, Tristan works a shitty job, Corey asks a question, and Big Jim beats his child
• — The Noises: Keith still hasn't figured out the noises above his apartment
• — Never Say Never: Keith and The Girl tattoos #86 and #87 have been put to skin
• — Birthday Boy: Keith’s birthday is going to be awesome (and free if you have a KATG tattoo)