2043: Rock of Ages

Show Notes

• — Rock Stars: Jordan Rock, who is constantly bumped by Jim Gaffigan but never his own brother Chris, is in studio
• — At Least Jail Is Inside: Miley Cyrus brought a homeless person as her date to the VMAs who happened to have a warrant out for his arrest in his hometown
• — He's Getting There: Jordan talks about working as a stand-up under the shadow of his 2 brothers
• — Life In The Fast Lane: Inspired by the latest What's My Name episode, the gang talks about life in small towns compared to life in NYC
• — Victim Blaming: 53% of KATG's listeners think Chemda is too empathetic, and 57% believe leaning your seat back on an airplane is A-OK
• — Til 'Death': A man impersonating his own father called his fiancée to tell her that 'his son' had killed himself and can’t marry her
• — Mugshirt: A criminal in Somerset, PA showed up at court to serve his time in a shirt featuring his own mugshot
• — Misery: Before getting a job in Ferguson, Darren Wilson was a member of a police force that was disbanded for being extremely racist
• — Artists United For A Smile: The costumed Times Square characters have unionized and are protesting the NYPD for diminishing their earnings
• — The Wrong To Bear Arms: A 9-year-old at a shooting range accidentally killed her instructor when she lost control of a fully automatic Uzi
• — Nice Shot, F*****: Keith gets the new Madden video game and is ready to hear children curse at him
• — Shaken Up: Jordan stopped drinking 3 weeks ago and suffered from delirium tremens