2255: Strong Island

Show Notes

• — Who’s Ready For A Comedy Show?: Robyn Schall, who, like Keith, isn’t even surprised by school shootings anymore, is in studio
• — Accent On The Robyn: Robyn is from Long Island, and she has the accent to prove it
• — I Was Fat: As a bone disease-suffering, leg brace-wearing child who was paralyzed from the waist down for all of 4th grade, 4’ 11” Robin weighed 230 pounds at her heaviest. While dating as a heavy adult, Robyn encountered men with fat fetishes who would ask her to eat during sex. She’d oblige.
• — I’m So Good At Reading Emojis: Robyn couldn’t read until she was 16 years old yet was never held back in school. Now, she refuses to in front of people.
• — I’m Out Of My Frickin’ Mind: Robyn met her boyfriend on Halloween, where she insisted on staying in character as Catwoman, even after they left the bar and went back to his place
• — I Don’t Know Why Anyone Would Live With Someone: Robyn talks about the 9 month break she and her boyfriend took from each other and how the absence helped strengthen their relationship
• — A Sight For Sore Ears: A Brooklyn man called a video service for deaf people 4,646 times to masturbate
• — I’m Off Duty Right Now: Robyn makes a living doing stand-up at fundraisers and temples because she can do 45 clean minutes. She discusses the differences between men and women in comedy.
• — It Still Feels Good, Right?: Robyn has been confused for (and signed autographs as) Ricki Lake many times