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2626: Sleepy Hollow

With Maria Heinegg – Soberish living; dry counties; Johnny Depp vs. his management team; Maria’s dead brother; disrespecting a country’s name; endometriosis; man leaves dildos in bookstore’s religious section; police dispatcher falls asleep during calls May 8, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Tellin’ It Like It Is: Maria Heinegg, who used to be sober but is over it now, is in studio
  • — Dry Drunk: The town of Tiny Whiteclay is becoming a dry county because of high alcoholism rates at the local Indian reservation
  • — Wine Is An Investment: Johnny Depp is suing his money management company for negligence, while the management team finds his insane spending and accusations laughable
  • — The Worst Thing: Maria hosts a podcast called The Worst Thing where she talks to comedians about the worst thing that has happened to them. Maria talks about her dead brother.
  • — Mispronounced: Why do countries change the spelling and pronunciation of other countries?
  • — 100% Blood Loss: Maria suffers from endometriosis and had to get her vagina surgically patched up
  • — The Funniest Person Alive: Nelson Webb Lentz, a frisky 71-year-old, was caught on camera leaving dildos in the religious section of a bookstore
  • — Snoozin’ For A Bruisin’: Jasmin Thomas, a Cleveland police dispatcher, was caught sleeping on the job and dozed off during at least 2 emergency calls

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Maria HeineggMaria Heinegg

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Maria Heinegg
Maria Heinegg
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard
Maria's tattoo honoring her brother
Maria's tattoo honoring her brother
Maria's vagina
Maria's vagina
Nelson Webb Lentz, the king of dildo pranks
Nelson Webb Lentz, the king of dildo pranks
Jasmin Thomas, Cleveland police dispatcher catching some zzzz's
Jasmin Thomas, Cleveland police dispatcher catching some zzzz's
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