2721: Birthright

Show Notes

• — The Italian Jew: Gianmarco Soresi, oy marone, is in studio
• — Junkyard Dad: Gianmarco’s father ran a company that cleaned up oil spill. He now runs a company that recycles metals from abandoned houses and sells them to China.
• — Mamma Mia: The gang discusses Gianmarco's love of musical theater, men and women in that setting, and people coming out of the closet in theater camp
• — Make Him The Good Hummus: Gianmarco raves about his experiences at Birthright Israel
• — Jello Legs: Gianmarco had a wonderful experience skydiving, Keith had a horrible experience skydiving because his harness was way too tight, and it cut off circulation to his legs, making them go numb.
• — He Just Really Loved The Godfather: Gianmarco’s father is only 1/8th Italian but acts like he is pure-blooded
• — Family Matters: Gianmarco’s parent’s got divorced when he was 7 days old
• — He Goes Young, I Go Old: Gianmarco likes older women, while his father prefers women in their 20s
• — Shove It Up Your Ass: Tamira Mobely pleaded guilty to 2nd-degree manslaughter and 2nd-degree assault for injecting black market material into women’s butts with shocking results
• — Caught Red-Handed: Robert McGeehan, a U.S. Post Service employee, has been charged with stealing more than $75,000 in federal workers’ compensation benefits after he claimed to be unable to work due to a wrist injury and then posted videos of himself zip-lining and rock-rappelling on social media
• — Bitch, Bitch, Bitch: Chemda got into a minor car accident as a teen, and her friend who was in the car feigned injuries and sued Chemda’s family
• — Splash Zone For Bats and Balls: A young girl was taken from Yankee Stadium on a stretcher after being struck in the face with a line-drive foul ball