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2746: Cupcakes and War

with Matteo Lane – Matteo vs. Mariah Carey; Matteo’s pictures used to catfish ladies; Liza Minelli, Shark Tank’s Barbara Ann Corcoran, and American vs. British cooking shows; Matteo’s Italian hook-up; racial ambiguity; sex dolls that orgasm based on respect; sex with a porn star; Hollywood pitches October 31, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — He’s Back, Baby: Matteo Lane, everybody's favorite songbird, is in studio
  • — Roasting The Queen: Matteo made tongue and cheek commentary about Mariah Carey on Page Six TV and got major pushback from Mariah fanatics
  • — Gone Fishin’: Somebody stole Matteo’s pictures off of social media and used them to make a fake heterosexual Tinder profile
  • — True Love: Matteo graces Keith and Chemda with his impressions of Liza Minelli and Shark Tank’s Barbara Ann Corcoran
  • — Love And Cupcakes: Matteo explains the difference between American and British cooking shows
  • — Mi Amore: Matteo recounts his experience hooking up with a closeted gay man that he met on Grindr while visiting Italy
  • — Off-White: Chemda and Matteo discuss being racially ambiguous
  • — Do The Dishes: Synthea Amatus added a feature to their sex dolls that allow for the dolls to only orgasm when they’re treated with respect
  • — Can I Tell A Story?: Matteo recounts his experience hooking up with a porn star and getting a nosebleed that ended the evening
  • — Too High Concept: Matteo is trying to pitch an all-female animated series, and network executives are shying away from it because there are too many female characters

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Matteo LaneMatteo Lane

Pictures

Matteo Lane
Matteo Lane
Temple Grandin
Temple Grandin
Susan Boyle
Susan Boyle
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey
Liza Minelli barely keeping it together
Liza Minelli barely keeping it together
Barbara Ann Corcoran
Barbara Ann Corcoran
Lady Elaine Fairchilde
Lady Elaine Fairchilde
The Great British Bake Off
The Great British Bake Off
Ina Garten
Ina Garten
Samantha, the sex doll that orgasms
Samantha, the sex doll that orgasms
Matteo and Bob's comic book Kickass Drag Queen
Matteo and Bob's comic book Kickass Drag Queen
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