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3538: No One Here Gets Out Alive
Keith was poisoned! But he fought back and lived for you, dear listener. Keith and Chemda are here to discuss it all: Hilary Duff’s perfectly airbrushed perfect body on the cover of Women’s Health’s Body Issue, Keith adventures with 2 am shrimp parmesan, Keith’s Lovense dick sleeve, Roe v. Wade and anti-abortionists who had abortions, and the history of Mary the Virgin Mother of God. Babe’s James Cromwell glued himself to NYC Starbucks counter to protest the extra costs of plant-based milk, and NYC’s MTA orders bus drivers not to open the buses’ rear and center doors to stop fare jumpers and to confront anyone who tries not to pay. Yeah uh … okay. Sounds good.
May 14, 2022
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Show Notes
— Hilary Duff’s perfectly airbrushed perfect body on the cover of Women’s Health’s Body Issue
— Keith’s stomach poisoning
— Keith Lovense dick sleeve
— Roe v. Wade and anti-abortionists who had abortions
— Bullshit & Dragons: The History of Mary the Virgin Mother of God
— Philadelphia Catholic school, serving pre-K through 8th grade, accidentally sells faux roses stuffed with lacy red thongs
— The U.S. baby formula shortage
— Babe’s James Cromwell glues himself to NYC Starbucks counter to protest the extra costs of plant-based milk
— NYC’s MTA orders bus drivers not to open the buses’ rear and center doors to stop fare jumpers
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