3538: No One Here Gets Out Alive

Show Notes

• — Hilary Duff’s perfectly airbrushed perfect body on the cover of Women’s Health’s Body Issue
• — Keith’s stomach poisoning
• — Keith Lovense dick sleeve
• — Roe v. Wade and anti-abortionists who had abortions
• — Bullshit & Dragons: The History of Mary the Virgin Mother of God
• — Philadelphia Catholic school, serving pre-K through 8th grade, accidentally sells faux roses stuffed with lacy red thongs
• — The U.S. baby formula shortage
• — Babe’s James Cromwell glues himself to NYC Starbucks counter to protest the extra costs of plant-based milk
• — NYC’s MTA orders bus drivers not to open the buses’ rear and center doors to stop fare jumpers