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3982: Heart and No Soul (Christios Razdajetsa) w/ Ken Malley

Turns out that Keith’s not the only writer in the Malley family. Keith and brother Ken celebrated Christmas by recalling what was found cleaning out their family home. Keith’s siblings discovered a heartbreaking story written by their Mom about her marrying a loser and ruining her life as well as an email sent to her by their dad explaining how he almost died over hearing that she doesn’t understand his concerns over expired food. (His entire body went LIMP all day long over this, and yet she better not dare share how suicide MIGHT be a way for her to get away from his stupidity. HE WILL NOT BE PART OF THAT!) June 28, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Dad stealing his infamous “cannot begin to comprehend” line from 1988’s The Brain and where he learned to use hole-digging as a punishment
  • — Mom’s story crying about her husband turning out to be a loser
  • — Dad’s letter explaining to Mom the concept of expired food and that he will not tolerate suicidal thoughts
  • — Dad reminds the siblings of the wonderful Christmas memories they have with him

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